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22 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 15, 2013
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
English (Fluently), LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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The name's Joseph. Call me Joseph or Joe or J or whatever. Doesn't matter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting fit.
Gaining experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working out.
Having fun and being silly.
Thinking and analyzing.
Being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall.
I'm also sarcastic and have a silly sense of humor.
I'm a 21st century "thinking man".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, 1984, Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye, The Road.
- The Matrix, fo' shizzle. And Resident Evil, Suckerpunch, The Shawshank Redemption, Avatar, The Pursuit of Happyness.
- Lost and Graceland.
- Blackmill, Glitch Mob, Massive Attack, As I Lay Dying, TDWP, Atreyu, Bob Marley, August Burns Red, Tool, RHCP, Hollywood Undead, Nirvana, others I can't think of at the moment.
- Pasta, pizza, ice cream, and pretty much anything else Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People (family, friends, etc.)
Necessities (water, food, etc.)
Running (and exercise in general)
Beauty (like sunsets and such)
Good music
Happyness (mispelled on porpoise)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What tomorrow will bring.
What yesterday brought.
What today is bringing.

- Philosophy
--- existence
--- morality
--- what is a hamburger, really?
--- determinism, fatalism, etceterism.

- How I can...
--- improve myself
--- contribute to this world before my time has passed
You should message me if
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