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JordanO83

31 M Buena Park, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.99m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're a creepy trashy delusional girl feel free to hit me up and entertain me with your attempt to find someone desperate enough to meet up. If you're reasonably sane and don't have regular urges to smother people in their sleep you're probably my kind of people. I'm a staunch pastafarian (can I get a r'amen). If Jesus is your copilot don't even bother. I drink smoke and am foul mouthed. If you can't keep up with anything resembling an intelligent conversation don't waste your time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ridiculous shit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books = House of Leaves - Mark Z Danielewski, Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk

TV = Californication, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Homeland, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Through the Wormhole, Universe, Magic City, Penny Dreadful, Silicon Valley

Movies = Too many to mention but here are a few examples: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Akira, Oldboy, Amelie, Magnolia, Snatch, Evil Dead, Old Shitty Horror movies and classics as well

Music = Indie, Delta Blues, experimental rock, Classic Rock, Pre-80's punk, Indie Dance, Nu Disco, etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
Netflix
Music
Elbows
Opposable Thumbs
Frontal Lobe
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, Music & Food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a show, drinking with my friends at a local bar, or catching up on my TV shows and movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Against my better judgement I used a douchey picture for my profile picture