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25 Redmond, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 3:58am
Native American, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey I'm Jordan, I'm big into horror movies and comics and video games and music. I can sort of play the bass. Also I do special effects makeup in my free time when I'm not working at UPS or hanging out with people. I dig doing things outside, and I like working with my hands. I'm going to be helping out with the construction of a house relatively soon so that'll be an interesting challenge. I like to think I'm a fairly well rounded person. I'm as likely to be found at the local library as I am hanging out in the woods or watching movies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I'm working and doing special effects trying to build up a portfolio and stuff. I'm not going to college but I want to. Trying to figure things out and get going with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering odd and obscure facts, having encyclopedic knowledge of movies (especially horror stuff), being the guy you want to have in your group during a zombie apocalypse, or really any apocalypse for that matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my sideburns, if not that then my deep voice/laugh, or enthusiasm for everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read pretty much anything, I've always been really into reading. Lately I've been reading Bill Bryson, John Skipp, Stephen King, and Michael Crichton. I also like the Song of Fire and Ice series. Zombie Survival Guide is rad, so is World War Z.

I love horror movies and cheesy 80's stuff. Nature documentaries are a favorite too. Sometimes I watch bad 70's kung-fu movies. Some favorites are Evil Dead, Star Wars, Mallrats, Nightmare on Elm Street, Aliens, Breakfast Club, Predator, True Romance and Robocop. Anything Tarantino as well. Honestly I'll watch most anything, but action/horror/sci-fi are my favorites.

I watch Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, The League, Archer, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Firefly, to name a few.

I listen to punk, psychobilly, rockabilly, ska, some metal, and some random weird rap. Also 80's and 90's music. Some of the bands/artists I dig are Johnny Cash, Elvis, The Clash, Ramones, Nekromantix, Reverend Horton Heat, Black Flag, The Misfits, Minor Threat, Oingo Boingo, Andrew WK, Social Distortion, The Cramps, Dead Milkmen, Reel Big Fish, The Gun Club.

I dig eating pizza, corned beef and cabbage, burgers, Thai food, Mexican food, and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Movies
3. Music
4. Nerdy stuff
5. Humor
6. Being super pumped
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Loads of random things. Lately I've been thinking quite a bit about drawing and effects and writing. My mind wanders all the time though haha. Oh and if I'm at work, I'm thinking about the best ways to not fall off a ladder and die or something. Woo!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then hanging out with people watching movies or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't really think of many things I wouldn't fess up to haha. I'm a pretty open guy.
You should message me if
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You are bored, or my pictures didn't terrify you, or you are rad.