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Jordanroscoe

28 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised and Southern California and moved to Houston about 6 years ago. I'm still trying to decide if Houston is my last stop.

I'm a creature of habit but I'm not opposed to change. My sarcasm and cynicism often gets me strange looks and I believe that honesty builds better character than perfection. That being said, some people say I'm a bit of an odd character, but my mom always told me that's what made me cool.

I'm not terrific at talking about myself, but I'm very confident in my abilities, and if we find a common interest, I probably won't stop talking to you about it. I also love to laugh! I find most anything funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT. It's relaxed, relatively low stress, and gives me the ability to mess with old, broken technology.

Out of work, I'm usually at home reading, playing video games, or watching movies. I'm not terribly into big crowds, but I enjoy getting out every now and then, if my schedule permits it.

I dabble in a lot of little things, but I've never truly mastered any one of them, so I guess that makes me a jack of all trades.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm and having an imagination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile usually, but anyone who I talk to always finds my conversational ability latent with sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are some of my favorite things in the world. I read old and new science-fiction, fantasy, alternate history, and anything that puts my mind to work. I like to keep my imagination sharp.

I watch mostly action, drama, comedy, and occasionally some mystery. I'll watch anything if I'm bored enough though!

As for music, I listen to most genres except rap or country. My musical taste changes based on what kind of mood I'm in though.

I love all foods, except Indian, and most seafood. My favorites being Mexican or American. I also thoroughly enjoy home-cooked meals, even though I can't cook many on my own!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order..

1. Oxygen
2. Books
3. Family
4. Work
5. Dr. Pepper
6. Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The intricacies of the human mind
- How people could be such bad drivers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty, I'd rather spend most of my time inside. Sometimes I find people very loud and distracting. If I have the time though, I will spend it with family or friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 10 I entered into a contest to win a CD by singing a song over the phone. Not even my closest friends know what I sang.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You like stargazing.
- You can spell properly.
- You don't think video games are the worst thing ever.
- You're into alternative sleep schedules.

I'm a pretty uncomplicated guy, and I like to keep life as simple as possible. I'd prefer someone who is similar in that regard.

DO NOT message me if:

- You smoke.
- You have children (Sorry, I'm not interested)
- You're overly religious. I have my views and you have yours, let's keep it that way!