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Jordiecakes

28 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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No, I don't know why they're both Russian. One second, I'll email Freud.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching ESL to Buddhist nuns and assorted Mongolians
Racking up millions through p o e t r y alone
Surrogate Ph.D.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Missy Elliott karaoke
The first things people usually notice about me
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Recently a wandering male model complimented me on my eye sockets and preternaturally reddish lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Today:
Iron Butterfly, Fargo, The Scarlet Letter, David Bowie, Mulholland Drive, The Kinks, Henry James, The Doors, Things Fall Apart, Master and Margarita, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shining, Django Django, Diary of a Madman, Wonder Showzen, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Bleak House, Midnight Vultures
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Teeth, toes
Good anecdotes
(Over?)stimulation/the sublime
Apples, blister peanuts
Heroin in Tijuana
I mean, truthfully I could live naked in the forest off nuts and berries and be fine.

Kidding about the heroin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cityscapes, mindscapes, -scapes in general, three-hour lunches

Oh, and what ever happened to that white dog poop from the seventies?**
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Strolling the streets, pounding them pavements. I like to walk around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is me

Uh, and my mom is the only one who calls me Jordie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't litter

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** A mystery solved