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Jorpisporpoise

23 M Blacksburg, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an aspiring outdoors enthusiast who is also more than comfortable on the couch. I'm fascinated by science and love learning and talking about it with other people.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly school, but I make sure to have plenty of fun. I'm an Mechanical Enginering major at Virginia Tech. I like to go caving when I can. I have sadly seen little of the surface world, someone really ought to take me hiking.
I’m really good at
Filling out online dating profiles. It's all I do in my spare time. Seriously this isn't tortured or awkward at all. I'm having the time of my life right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh and smile often. I try to enjoy life much as I can. I'm told I'm witty but you'll have to be the judge of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I robot, brave new world, 1984, Slaughter House 5, Childhood's End
Music: ratatat, daft punk, LCD sound system, pink Floyd, The Sword, Mastodon, Radiohead, Binary Star, Tanking Heads
Food: If I could eat Chipotle for the rest of my life I'd be a happy man.
Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Louie.
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Burn After Reading, really anything by the Coen brothers, Blade Runner, Memento
The six things I could never do without
Spontaneity, humor, late nights, IPA's, Isaac Hayes, lazy days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
space, physics, politics
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about. I work hard at school, Friday is my day. I need to destress and I do that by going out with friends and by connecting with new people.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You'd like to actually get to know me.