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JoryTE

20 Boise, ID Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hey! My name's Jory and if flipping a coin to decide where you're gonna go and what you're gonna do on your day off sounds like a good use of downtime, then we'll probably get along just fine😄 I enjoy interesting people, crazy adventures, and taking the scenic route. But don't worry, I'm not always that intense. I like to wind down by playing music (mostly guitar), reading books, or playing Top Chef with the last three things in my cupboard. I'm just looking for people who can laugh with me at how fucked up life is, challenge me when I need it, and maybe even keep a secret or two. Or to put it simply, real people. If you think you can do that for me, I can definitely return the favor!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a restaurant until the end of summer or until I get my motorcycle running and have enough money saved up to go someplace warm with it (which will hopefully be around the end of summer). After a year or two of riding a motorcycle and hopefully not having to give a fuck about society, I'll probably settle somewhere to start college and become a teacher or a chemist or something. After that, ideally there will be more no-fuck-giving adventures in my future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you gave me a can of cat food, a shoelace, and a book of matches I could make you a mean hobo chili😂 I'm also pretty good at playing musical instruments, being funny without even trying, and making complete strangers feel weirdly comfortable telling me their life stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change. And also that I like to make references to shitty songs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Into the Wild, Looking for Alaska, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Great Gatsby, Brave New World.

Movies: Clerks, The Big Lebowski, Wayne's World, Superbad, Mean Girls(not even kidding), Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber.

Shows: Simpsons, Louie, Always Sunny, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Everybody Loves Raymond.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Sublime, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Grateful Dead, Beatles, Primus, Tool, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, Jimi Hendrix, Phish, White Stripes, Black Keys, NOFX, Nirvana, etc.

Food: Chinese Buffet, Winco Bulk Foods, Cosco samples, Little Caesar's, Giant Burritos, Loaded Casseroles, Oatmeal, Trail Food, Sunnyside-up eggs, and above all, anything that's free!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
-My guitar
-Family, Friends, and all around good people
-My backpack
-Google
-My feet and hands
-My skillz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty Girls, Food, Life, Death, The Universe, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a restaurant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find John Mayer to be a phenomenol musician and tasteful lyricist, and that hearing him sing makes my junk move just a little bit.
You should message me if
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...if you're awesome, you think I'm awesome, and you'd like to be awesome together!