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JoryTE

19 M Boise, ID

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hey my name's Jory. I play guitar and do Stand-up Comedy. I just moved back to Boise after spending 9 months in California, it was crazy. I'm never bored because my day-to-day life is a constant adventure, and I'd like to find a girl who like me enjoys every moment and doesn't mind shaking things up every once in a while.
What I’m doing with my life
Surviving, pretty much everyday. And assuming I'm alive right now as you're reading this, I must be doing an ok job of it.
But if you really need to know, since I moved back to Boise in April I've been a part-time janitor paying rent to my grandparents until I can figure out how to get my own place around here or go to college. Whichever happens first. Or I could just save up and buy a van and then hopefully never have to bother with society again, that's always a good backup plan.
I’m really good at
Stand-up comedy and playing guitar, so I'm great for parties!
The first things people usually notice about me
My luscious curly blonde hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Big Daddy, Back to the Future, E.T., Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Goonies, Blair Witch Project, Jurassic Park, Macgruber, Step Brothers, Knocked Up, Wayne's World, Clerks, 21 Jump Street, Superbad, Role Models

Music: Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Alice in Chains, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Megadeth, Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, David Bowie, LCD Soundsystem, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Yonder Mountain String Band, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan

Shows: That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Star Trek, Louie, Always Sunny, Workaholics, Curb Your Entusiasm, Mission Hill, Simpsons, Clerks

Books: Into the Wild, Great Gatsby, Brave New World, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Food: Apples & Bananas, Granola, Dried Fruits, Oatmeal, Chicken & Rice, Mac n' Cheese, Peanuts, Sunflower seeds, Tortilla chips, Burgers, Sammiches, Chinese Buffet, and Little Caesars.
The six things I could never do without
Guitar
Family
Friends
Google
Bicycle
Backpack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How big the universe is, how insignificant our lives are, and why realizing that is the key to living life to the fullest. So pretty spiritual things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something with people I care about. Usually things like attending/performing concerts, attending/performing stand-up comedy, hiking, biking, and various other mini-adventures/shenanigans. Assuming I'm not working at least.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find John Mayer to be a phenomenal musician and tasteful lyricist. And that hearing him sing makes my junk move just a little.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm a 10.
But a 7 or 8 works too I guess.