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JoryTE

19 M Boise, ID

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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First of all, I'm not a hippie. That's profiling and that is unfair.
Otherwise,
Hey my name's Jory. I play guitar and do Stand-up Comedy. I just moved back to Boise this last April after spending 9 months being homeless in California when my car broke down there, it was insanity. I'm never bored because my day-to-day life is a constant adventure whether I'm up in the foothills, around town, or taking a night at home to play PS2 and see what I can make out of the last three things in my cupboard. I'd like to find a girl who, like me, enjoys every moment and doesn't mind shaking things up every once in a while.
What I’m doing with my life
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Since I moved back to Boise I've just been a part-time banquet server paying rent to my grandparents until I save up enough money to buy a van and move to Santa Cruz with some friends for college. I'd really like to become a school teacher and keep doing my music and comedy on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing music, making people laugh without even trying, listening, cooking really good food for super cheap, being frugal, finding adventure, getting weird
The first things people usually notice about me
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My curly blonde hair and calm demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Big Daddy, Back to the Future, E.T., Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Goonies, Blair Witch Project, Jurassic Park, Macgruber, Step Brothers, Knocked Up, Wayne's World, Clerks, 21 Jump Street, Superbad, Role Models

Music: Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Alice in Chains, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Megadeth, Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, David Bowie, LCD Soundsystem, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Yonder Mountain String Band, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan

Shows: That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Star Trek, Louie, Always Sunny, Workaholics, Curb Your Entusiasm, Mission Hill, Simpsons, Clerks

Books: Into the Wild, Great Gatsby, Brave New World, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Food: Apples & Bananas, Granola, Dried Fruits, Oatmeal, Chicken & Rice, Mac n' Cheese, Peanuts, Sunflower seeds, Tortilla chips, Burgers, Sammiches, Chinese Buffet, and Little Caesars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar
Family
Friends
Google
Bicycle
Backpack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How big the universe is, how insignificant our lives are, and why realizing that is the key to living life to the fullest. So pretty spiritual things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something with people I care about. Usually things like attending/performing concerts, attending/performing stand-up comedy, hiking, biking, and various other mini-adventures/shenanigans. Assuming I'm not working at least.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find John Mayer to be a phenomenal musician and tasteful lyricist. And that hearing him sing makes my junk move just a little.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Let's face it, I've seen who I'm up against, and I might be one of the most sane people you've looked at all day. Plus I like to talk. So why not message me?