My interests include fluffy animals, shiny objects, and putting things that smell good in my mouth. Like freshly shampooed hair and playdough.
What can I say, I enjoy the simpler things in life.
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Ethnicity White
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For New friends
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and laughing about it
Sign Cancer and it's fun to think about
Education Working on college/university
Job Military
Income N/A
Kids N/A
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently)
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My self-summary
My name is Joseph and I'm a bleeding heart granola eating tree
hugging pinko hippie liberal. My friends call me Joseph. I don't
like the name Joe. It has too many negative connotations -- Sloppy
Joe, Average Joe, Joe Schmoe, Joe Six Pack, Joe Mamma (Yes, I've
actually heard that), Joe Camel, etc.
What I'm doing with my life
Not taking it too seriously.
I work part time as an Army journalist. I go to school.
I work part time as an Army journalist. I go to school.
I'm really good at
I'm really good at...making people think I'm smarter than I am...at
making people laugh. Certain people, at least...at being frank...at
programming the clocks on vcrs, microwave ovens, answering
machines, and universal remotes. I'm really good at
climbing...things. I'm really good at making people think I'm gay,
though it's never deliberate.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Sometimes, nothing at all. I can be painfully nondescript.
Sometimes, I like to blend into an environment, and passively
observe.
I listen more than I talk. Unless I get started on something.
I have what's been called a quiet intensity.
I listen more than I talk. Unless I get started on something.
I have what's been called a quiet intensity.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Nonfiction: Diet for a New America, The Cuckoos Egg, The Dilbert
Future, God's Debris, Lies and the Lying Liars, Stupid White Men,
Armed Madhouse, Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, The Mad Cowboy, and
more...
Fiction: favorites are the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, Animal Farm, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Catcher in the Rye, and anything by Dr. Seuss.
Motion Pictures: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Forrest Gump, The Back to the Future Trilogy, Requiem For a Dream, Go, Donnie Darko, Meet the Parents, There's Something about Mary, Austin Powers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and The Big Lebowski.
Music: I tend to listen mostly to various genres of rock, however, as some would say, it's all good. The Beatles, The Kinks, Tom Petty, The Wallflowers, Macy Gray, Green Day, Meridith Brooks, Everclear, Butch Walker/The Marvelous 3, The Hippos, The White Stripes, The Presidents, etc.
Food: I'm vegan, which basically means I don't eat meat or dairy. Outside of that caveat I love all food. If it doesn't come from an animal I'll probably put it in my mouth.
EDITORS
The six things I could never do without
1) The Internet 2) Rawk 3) Fluffy Animals 4) My Hoo Hoo Dilly 5) My
Friends & Family 6) My ability to think for myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Meaning of life, politics, health, death, my future, how many
licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...You know,
the big stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home. Probably reading political or tech blogs or watching tv. I
should probably have lied about this question.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I peed sitting down until I was 10. It took me five years to
graduate high school. I suck at puzzles. Occasionally, I kill
spiders.
You should message me if
you have strong beliefs and passions, and you stand up for them. if
you can make me laugh. if you enjoy vegan cuisine and wish to make
me a meal. or make a meal for me. if you read slashdot or the
nation. if you think that people who say the beatles are over-rated
don't know what the fuck they are talking about. if you don't give
"the angles". if you own an iPhone and will let me touch it.
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