Hiya, I'm Joe and I just got back to RI from spending the last 5
months in Ireland (while traveling to Scotland, France, and Italy
as well). I go to college at URI now that i'm back, hoping to meet
as many new awesome people as I can !
I am very into sports, I played football and soccer for a very long
time and watch every NFL game possible (go Patriots!!),which means
I heavily value exercise and try my best every day to stay fit and
eat healthy. Generally I like to think i'm pretty outgoing and I
love making people laugh, I think a good sense of humor is really
important (and attractive). I am a bit of a nerd, I love every
single one of the Pokemon games and geek out over Anime way too
often. I'm looking for someone to go on adventures and have a good
time with, but someone who's also happy with staying in, smoking
and cuddling every now and then. If you think that's you, feel free
to send me a message :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all about the college grind and my 9-5 job at the moment,
trying to work towards an eventual MBA and making the right
connections along the way. In the meantime I am teaching myself to
become the next Gordon Ramsay minus the cool accent, I've already
perfected the art of the ramen noodle.
I’m really good at
I do well in school (particularly bullshitting essays), and I
majored in visual art in high school at beacon charter so I've
gotten fairly comfortable with my skills in drawing, painting and
sculpting. I turn into the next Top Chef America when it comes to
making any type of food and I sound better than Michael Bolton when
I sing in the shower.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think its my smile, I'm always smiling and making other
people laugh at my corny jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite food is pretty much anything from Olive Garden, but
when I'm too far in the hole to afford that anything with garlic in
it is a good replacement or instant Ramen noodles - a college
student's best friend. I like all kinds of movies but anything to
do with comic book heroes/anti-heroes, Disney movies, or anything
with Gerard Butler in it will be enough for me. My top TV show
would have to be The Office, I've never laughed more from any other
series and I love Steve Carrel. I like all kinds of music except
maybe country which sounds all the same to me, but I have to say
The Arctic Monkeys is my favorite band by far!
The six things I could never do without
I can never do without my pets (two cats and a dog) as well as
family which is really important to me. Other things that make me
pretty happy would be live streaming, Kingdom Hearts, garlic bread,
and thrill rides!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking my pants off after a long day at work~
On a typical Friday night I am
My plans are always sporadic, but i'm always having fun one way or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a bit freaked out by bugs, spiders especially. I've spent about
5 minutes trying to kill what I thought was a big spider on my
floor by throwing things at it from a distance, just to learn it
was a bunched up piece of black string from my hoodie.
But don't worry, otherwise I'm totally manly.
You should message me if
You found me interesting or want to get to know me better, you
don't mind a bit of a dork, or you can kill spiders while I pretend
that I have something in the other room that I forgot to do.