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JosephDWestfall

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there, not much to tell. Best way to get to know me is to talk to me. I guess I can sum myself up as a bit of a geek who is a Whovian, trekkie, and gamer. I am a lover of proper grammar. I'm into many things, such as hiking, camping, fishing, anything outdoors, and some things that are best asked about ;). Anything else you want to know? Feel free to send me a message and ask. Have a great day!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the National Guard, work as a security guard, and am pursuing a degree in psychology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daydreaming and then in the next instant, becoming responsible. Theorizing about random shit. Swearing. Listening. Being spontaneous.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, honestly. My mom blessed me with blue eyes.

I have a propensity to go off on tangents, which then lead to more tangents, which lead to further tangent links. This culminantes in me completely forgetting about what my original point was.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are far too many to list, as is the case with most people. So I will keep the lists brief.

J.R.R. Tolkien; John Grisham; Dean Koontz; Charles Dickens; EDGAR ALLAN POE; Some Stephen King.

Most comedy, romance, action, some drama and horror. The horror has to either be really realistic, or cheesy as hell, like Gremlins.
Mel Brooks; 007; Star Wars, episodes IV-VI; Star Trek, original, TNG, and the new ones; Indiana Jones; Pretty much every animated movie created.

Ahh, television, thou art a cruel, harsh mistress...
Big Bang Theory; Dr. Who; Star Trek; Sliders; Archer; Family Guy; American Dad; Freaks and Geeks; Through the Wormhole.
Pretty much, anything I can find on Netflix.

Music, eh? Sadly, I don't listen to as much as I used to, so I am not very familiar with some of the more obscure, indie groups. I would like that to change.
Death Cab For Cutie; Slipknot; Beethoven; KoRn; Mozart; Enter the Haggis; Lindsey Stirling.

Food.....Well, I don't like liver. That answer the question?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, or a dog.
Books
Nature

I'm out of things, to be honest....Anything else I can think of falls into the category of "no shit Sherlock", or desire more than need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ummmm, yes? In a given hour, I could have 200 topics cross my mind, or 0. I think about everything. Usually at one time. Anyways.....SQUIRREL!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My schedule recently changed so Friday is a day off for me. As such, with the warmer months, I try to fit in day trips and hikes. Usually, it is a set day for dates, games (board or card), or drinking/hanging out with friends. I may catch a movie if one draws me in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit all of my private things. If you want to know of one in particular, just ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are down to Earth, relaxed, and have more to talk about than one topic.
You like dogs.
You like talking.
You like men.
You feel like it.
You want a workout partner.