Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I only type boring.
You wake up one day and they ask if you want to do a survey. Sure.
Your age group changed to 35-44. What? No no I'm more like 25!
Nope. Grow up. ... I guess I have a responsible adult's life. I
think I have some pretty good life stories, I keep my sports
interests to myself, and I'd like to meet someone who lives their
life with principles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Outside of my job I'm always looking for ways of improvement. I'm
no stranger to the library and books, so as long as I pay my fines
the knowledge keeps flowing. Can I borrow $0.50? Also searching for
the interesting side of Omaha. It's there, but you need to look.
I'm on a yelp.com kick. Omaha reviewed as Joseph G.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing half of anything. I have done a lot of work on my house, but
it still isn't complete. I also do consulting for online profiles.
One thing I notice is people forget to mention these things: if
they like to be outdoors and indoors, enjoy cuddling on the couch,
and love ALL types of music EXCEPT...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He is practical and doesn't smell too terrible. To describe myself
I might say I'm hyper-vigilant. Sometimes too much, but funny is a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I loved "Crime and Punishment". I like terrible movies. The most
brilliant television series is the early seasons of The Simpsons.
Someone told me they like both kinds of music, which is punk and
metal, but I like to search out obscure bands and check out live
music from time to time. Also I still buy CDs. Food? You find me
something I won't eat. I love the science of cooking. I experiment
a lot, but capable of following recipes to make it enjoyable for
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Actually life isn't always fair, so prepare to adapt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could make my online profile more better? Maybe reducing my
enemy rating. What is that? I love reading these dating profiles.
I'm an intense person, but people shouldn't take this so seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding the pressure of having to do something just because it's
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've made just regular friends from these dating sites. I'm not
looking to get married tomorrow. You live your awesome life and
I'll live mine, then we'll agree to meet on a regular basis to
discuss this at Apple Bee's. ... Also as a single adult male I have
a Pinterest account and a subscription to Better Homes and Gardens.
Where else am I supposed to get recipes for cheese dip and
post-pregnancy exercise tips?
You should message me if
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Want to hang out and open to the possibilities of life.
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