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Joser311

33 Roseville, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm smart, and successful at what I do. I can't say that life has been a bed of roses, but I feel blessed for what I have, and I don't dwell over what I don't. I was born in Missouri, grew up in Texas, and then moved here during high school.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for an insurance company as a 9 to 5. I've been buying and playing a few board and card games as well with my roomies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing things without worrying if I'm good at them or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a shorty, or my glasses I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to name, but here's a half-assed shot.

A)A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, From the Corner of His Eye, The Tommyknockers, manga, poetry, scary, fantasy and suspenseful books. Neil Gaiman, Dean Koontz, Saul Williams, Vonnegut, P.G. Wodehouse, Anne Rice (especially the S&M stuff), Poppy Z. Bryte, Patricia Cornwell, Janet Evonanavich

B)Natural Born Killers, Rent, Blazing Saddles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Saw, Donnie Darko, The Waking Life, Garden State, The House of Yes, Little Miss Sunshine, The Office (British and American), Naruto, Howl's Moving castle, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and anything with lots of blood in it or a great story, Ricky Gervis, Birty and Jeeves, actually anything with Hugh Grant and Stephen Fry is awesometastic

C)STP, Korn, K-os, Ozzomatli, RATM, Dj Shadow, Dj Spooky, Dj Craze, Dj Krush, Dj Nujabes, The Beatles, Atmosphere, Murs 3:16, John Legond, Janis Joplin, The Roots, Ludakris, Wu-Tang Clan aint nothin' to fuck with!, Van Morrison, Jim Croce, Massive Attack, Switchblade Symphony, VNV Nation, Manson, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Zepplin, Glassjaw, Blood Has Been Shed, Lacuna Coil, My Chemical Romance, Bad Religion, Less Than Jake, Fishbone, Fall Out Boy, Blood Brothers (the musical, though the band is not too bad), Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, rock, hip-hop, gangsta, trip-hop acid global underground fusion, jazz, classical, country, spoken word poetry is the best

D)Anything yumtastic, edible is fine by me as well. I think Jack in the Box's jalapeño poppers rock my socks right the fuck off. Sushi kicks some serious balls as well along with spicy fried calamari.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sister
2) My faith in God
3) Myfamily
4) My friends
5) Air
6) Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I got attacked by an endless horde of 5 year old zombies, how many could I take down before I became incapacitated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually hanging out with my room mates, usually with beer or wine and darts. Apparently that's going to be a staple of the weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been growing my hair out, and it's much longer, but I'm not yet ready to have a pic with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I like people for who they are, so give it a go if the inspiration envelopes you. I can't say that I never judge, but I will respond if you aren't a jerk. Also, if you're up for a board game or two, then don't be a stranger.