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JoshBW1133

36 M Seekonk, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things to share, things to share...

I do 60% of my thinking in the car, 30% at work, 10% in my chair at home and 20% while petting my cat.

... I know. It's 120%. I think a lot.

I'm kind spirited unless you are a mosquito. Man, nothing turns me into an evil ogre faster than one of those blood sucking insect monsters. If you aren't a mosquito, I'm sure we'll get along fine.

My humor is the type where I can be on fire one moment and smell like Limburger cheese the next.

My friends and my family relax me, I don't think I'd be happy without them. Read between the lines.

I can be very indecisive about some things and be pretty impulsive on others. Sometimes, I need a push. Sometimes, I need a leash. Speaking of leashes, I'm not into that.

I've been to Japan. Loved it. Shinto temples, Zen Gardens, crazy foods, arcades, Bullet trains, etc. I could go again but I'll probably try somewhere else first. Contrast is good after all. Thinking of Ireland. Maybe Korea? China? Maybe, I'm just addicted to long plane trips.

Why am I here? Well, I'm not a fan of the bar and club scene and to be honest, a beer here and there isn't bad but I don't like to drink a whole lot. I'd like to open myself to avenues beyond the activities I do right now. So, to rule out online dating seems foolish. So, here I am.

Btw, if you aren't interested in me, respond with a "Lolwhut?" so I can feel good that you at least took the time to read my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to hike. I'm trying to plot out places to walk this Spring/Summer, to be amazed by the splendor of nature, or maybe just some place to really enjoy a ham and cheese sandwich. Mmmm...ham. Yes, I'm Jewish.

I thought about running once, but my car is just so comfortable and zippy it's hard to abandon it. I might ride a bike one of these days though, that seems like it might be fun.

I'm into indoor rock climbing and I'm convinced it would be a much more widely accepted activity if at the end of a climb there was a dude handing out ice cream sandwiches at the top. That's some heavy motivation for me. "Good climb! Have some ice cream! See you next time!" Yeah, that's the ticket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting that last little bit of Nutella out of the container.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm human. After that I think it's that I'm male. People also seem somewhat surprised that I'm in my 30's. I guess I look younger. Or act it. You're only as old as you feel, as they say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Technical manuals and I've been trying to get back into reading for fun. Stopped a while back and I've only read few books since. I like Sci-Fi and Fantasy.

Music:
Aphex Twin, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Cake, Daft Punk, Fluke, Gorillaz, Grouplove, Hum(1st Album), Lonely Island, Massive Attack, Modest Mouse, Nine inch Nails, The Pillows, Portishead, Radiohead, The Shins, Simon and Garfunkel, Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Coughing, System of a Down, Tears for Fears (Don't you judge me!), Weezer, 311. Yes, I wrote this all from my iPod. I didn't just decide to alphabetize it for fun. Unless you think that's hot, in which case I totally did.

Shows:

Saw Cake in May and System of a Down in August. Oh. You meant TV. I stand by my answers.

Food:
I like breakfast. It's a guilty pleasure. Waffles, pancakes, eggs, toast, crepes, dutch pancakes, quiche, bacon, breakfast burritos, french toast, ostrich eggs! I love it. Alright, I've never had an ostrich egg. I'm very curious, however.

I love sushi. Maybe "love" is too weak a word. Idolize? I dunno. Many a time I scold people for cooking fish when it was perfectly fine and tasty without being cooked(Read: Ruined). A notable exceptions is seared Tuna which gives the best of both world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, my computer, a cell phone, piece of mind, sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Snowboarding, Zuul, rock climbing, the size of a moose(They are frickin' huuuuuuge!), hiking, people that overuse the acronym "OMGWTFBBQ!", computers, how to unglue my super glued fingers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with a friend or two or my kids if I have them that day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do laundry. Don't tell the guys, I won't get into that biker gang if you do!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go out and have some coffee/beer. If you want to climb something and need a belayer. You need a ride to go up north to go snowboarding/skiing. If you like to talk. Lastly, you could always message me if you like me. :)