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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:51am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
When drinking
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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You know that first or second warm spring evening, when you've got all the windows open for the first time since last fall and a breeze is wafting the smell of freshly mowed grass through your house, and the fireflies are just starting to tentatively flit around the backyard, and you've got Van Morrison on the stereo, and the coals on the grill are hot and ready for the steaks you've been marinating all day, and a few good friends just showed up with a bottle of cool, crisp white wine, and someone tells a joke and everyone laughs, and you wink at your lover and they wink back, and it seems like, for that moment at least, that maybe all is right and good in the world, and that everyone is happy and everyone is in love?

That's what I'm looking for, but with more jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Human Burrito. Still working on how to monetize it.

In a less immediate sense - I've been living in New York for almost 14 years now and work in the film industry as a freelance Producer / AD - mostly on TV commercials. I enjoy my job. I love this city. I try to make the most of it when possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking naps and reading maps. If you want to take a leisurely road trip someplace, I'm your man.

Not too shabby at Bar Trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My excellent diction.

I'm pretty well adjusted, but not in a boring way.

j/k It's the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! My favorite book as a child was "The Silver Crown" by Robert C. O'Brien. My favorite book as an adult is probably "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Ernest Hemingway. Currently reading "Wolf in White Van" by John Darnielle

Movies! (I am a film school nerd and will happily talk movies for hours) My favorite movie from Childhood is a tossup between The Princess Bride and Labyrinth. The movie I watched most during my adolescence was The Breakfast Club, or possibly Clue. My guiltiest pleasure has to be Hudson Hawk. Top Five these days is probably Cool Hand Luke, Rushmore, The Limey, Swimming to Cambodia, Glengarry Glenross. Or Maybe it's actually Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Sneakers, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, and Star Trek VI...

Shows! From Childhood: Cheers, Night Court, Mama's Family, Are You Being Served, X-Files, and all things T.G.I.F. Recently, according to Netflix, I've been watching a ton of Top Gear, Arrested Development, Futurama, and Archer. My favorite show is probably the West Wing.

Music! The first show I ever went to was the Violent Femmes at the local University when I was in high school. The best show I've ever been to was Grandaddy at Irving Plaza. The last show I went to was Mini-Kiss (exactly what it sounds like) at Arlene's Grocery. My favorite band is the Magnetic Fields. Or at least it was the last time I thought about having a favorite band.

Internet! I cannot stop watching Ze Frank's True Facts about animals. Do yourself a favor and google it if you haven't seen them.

My favorite food is brunch. Or possibly sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
According to Wired Magazine's breakdown of OkCupid's data: "The words most likely to get a conversation going here for men are chillin', blunts, cabernet, horsepower, faithfulness, and sensuality, and for women lingerie, marijuana, deodorant, handcuffs, mouthwash, and Redbull."

So I guess those.

My SodaStream is also pretty cool.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The smell of garlic sauteing in olive oil.

Ice Cube Tray Design.


How to get a hammock into my life.

When it'll be warm enough for me to shave off this beard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know about a typical Friday, but apparently Sunday nights are all about drinking a bottle of red wine and watching like 10 episodes of MASH.

Probably out at a bar, but being a freelancer I don't live for the weekend like I might if I had a mon-friday job. And actually now that I'm getting older the crowds and loud noises of the friday night scene tend to scare me. GET OFF MY LAWN!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think I have ever once correctly guessed the orientation of a fitted bedsheet before trying to put it on the bed. Seriously, like, the laws of probability say I should be getting it right a lot more often than I's kind of spooky. And I guess not particularly private. Maybe I should move this to the "I spend a lot of time thinking about" section.
You should message me if
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You're a smart, witty, confident woman with humorous, artistic, or intellectual leanings and you want to have some fun in the city and see if we click.

Or for any other reason. I'm an okc profile, not a cop.