My name is Alex and I can't think of many things to say about myself so this profile will be a self-deprecating cop-out (but your profile is probably bullshit too just like everyone else's so ffffuck you).

I am not good at interacting with people I don't know or at expressing myself to the ones I do. I am often lonely, but the presence of others often serves as no more than a reminder of everything I hate about myself. Gotta work on that.

People often joke about how awkward they are but I honestly have no idea how I am expected to behave in pretty much any social situation and it is a real problem (lol) It is arguable that I should stop worrying about what other people think and simply "be myself" but I have no idea who myself is yet. Help me find out.

I am physically attracted to more women than men but would be open to a friendly, romantic and/or sexual relationship with either (or with whatever else you would prefer to be known as).

I rarely drink, have rarely been significantly drunk, and very rarely smoke tobacco. I smoke marijuana moderately often, have taken mushrooms and LSD a few times.
Seems to me like most Americans' perceptions of drugs are horribly skewed and simplistic. Drugs can do many different things to/for/with many different people in many different ways and that is okay. It is also entirely okay if you do not enjoy or want to ingest any or all of these or other things as long as we are both willing and able to be open about what we are comfortable with doing or being around; I will never intentionally pressure you into doing anything you are not comfortable with, whether drugs or anything else.
Openness in general is something I desire and value. I can be insecure and often feel afraid to be open with others, so I appreciate the few relationships I have had in which I have felt free to be entirely open. If you were to ultimately become a friend, lover, and/or jackass I met on the internet, I would like to be able to say anything to you without fear.

I think there's probably not any objective truth or meaning in anything, but that's okay with me. Any subjective experience or meaning is real whether or not a person ties it to some kind of hypothetical objective truth. If there was a God or anyone up there who claimed to know the real truth about anything I would personally be pretty scared but you are free to feel otherwise.

America seems like kind of a bullshit country but I try not to get stuck up about it because I am a bullshit man living in a bullshit world so who am I to complain?

Right now I spend a lot of time just hanging out, listening to music and doing nothing in particular. Feel free to message me if that sounds like a good time.

also I am lazy

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Getting bi

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Why should i have to list my skills here? This is not a resume or a slave auction

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Uhhh fuck if I know. You tell me

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Mufasa's death is always a sad thing for a child to witness, but nowadays it's like the best part of the movie for me. I am not usually the kind of dude who gushes about Disney movies (fuck most of em) and shit like that but the dude bein all LONG LIVE THE KING before flinging the other dude to his death is pretty fuckin cool. whoops spoilers. I am pretty much always too lazy to read but Philip K. Dick seems like a pretty cool dude. A Scanner Darkly is a good book by him. I go to 4chan occasionally but /b/ is pretty much dead to me. It's okay if you don't know what those things are, don't bother finding out - 4chan sucks now :( Beck's good. I am a vegetarian but it's cool if you're not. Blade Runner's pretty good, as are the Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and I guess a lot of movies. Barton Fink and Dead Man are really cool. These days I listen to a fair amount of Neil Young and Ween. And so should you. I can't think of any specific favorite foods. I love Mystery Science Theater 3000, even if every other loser this side of the internet does too. I partake of video games with varying frequency, though they're often the same games I've had for years (but most often never finished). I enjoy Half-Life-type first-person shooters though I am completely terrible at them, and Elder Scrolls bullshit. Fucking love Morrowind. There are some pretty good anime out there, even though anime fans are terrible people, myself included. Nirvana, Tears For Fears, U2, The Pixies, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, The Beach Boys, The Pet Shop Boys and The Beatles are good too, if you like straight-up lists of shit instead of unnecessarily long, self-indulgent paragraphs like this one.The Smiths are pretty good. Morrissey seems like he'd probably be an asshole in real life, but heartsandflowers disagrees. Achewood and A Lesson Is Learned (dot com hint hint read it) But The Damage Is Irreversible are also good things if you like webcomics (then again I don't even really like webcomics so you should read them anyway) I don't listen to a lot of hip-hop, but the Wu-Tang Clan's "Enter the Wu-Tang" and GZA's "Liquid Swords" are really good albums and Blackalicious is fukken crazy. All of the anime fanboiz and gurlz will tell you how much they love Neon Genesis Evangelion but do not be fooled; it is actually a good show. Same principle with FLCL and the Pillows. I can't tell how ironic most young people are trying to be when they talk about how great Bob Ross is, but his Joy of Painting show is genuinely pretty good. Oh and the Flaming Lips

I hate these fucking questions

bullshit

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fucking questions

my profile is only 60% complete :(

you feel cheated after reading my long and boring profile and wish to file a complaint with the proper authorities

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