Hang on. What am I saying?
Let's try that again.
I don't want what everyone else wants. I despise mediocrity. I want life deeper, brighter, more electric. The most heartfelt breathless tickle of fancy; a journey of danger and romance, lost battles and always the sweetest of victories, confounding mysteries (aka trying without google), heroic feats, all approached with wit and talent; soulfully passionate communion filled with wine and firelight; lust that's tough to slick, and warmth, pure and steady warmth.
I'm a blond, blue eyed, left-handed, sweet-lovin' son-of-a-gun.