I am now very skeptical whenever I see huge laundry lists of activities in someone's profile. It usually turns out they tried something once and liked it. That's not a bad thing, but sometimes it comes across as things a person does with frequency. I enjoy a wide range of activities too :)

In no particular order: reading, painting, boardgames, museums, architecture, building computers, go karting, sailing, kayaking, hiking, camping, biking, weightlifting, social dance, sightseeing, live music, making websites, riding ferries, paintball, airsoft, skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, picnics, taking naps in the park, watching movies, eating, cooking (well, cooking usually comes before eating, but like i said, no particular order), volunteering, mentoring

There, got it out of my system.

I'm super interesting. You want me. You ALL want me. Right. Now.

Am I the only one who prefers IM/Chat to messages?

I sent this to someone with a completely blank profile.


After visiting your profile
Jun. 28, 2010 – 8:04pm

I hold a deep conviction we are soul mates. 

As our esteemed president Lincoln once said, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." You wisely decided to embody this maxim, and I respect the extreme degree of your dedication.

I also see evidence of your confidence in yourself. You do not feel compelled to fill your profile with mundane lists of accomplishments, interests, or requirements. You realize that you are a desirable woman and that men worthy of your attention would recognize your value on a primal level that precludes the use of written words.

I also sense you are jaded. Your lack of a profile picture suggests to me that you are tired of men falling for your beauty. Rest assured, I also have grown weary of being pursued for my chiseled physique and astoundingly symmetrical fine facial bone structure.

In conclusion, we are destined for a romance of the caliber which would inspire bards to warble and poets to wane. Let us work out the details of how our great love story shall begin.

With deepest affection,
Yours,
Always,

Josh

Perhaps this is that little something that makes a graceful woman so alluring :P

A woman's history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk.

Abstract

INTRODUCTION: Research has demonstrated the association between vaginal orgasm and better mental health. Some theories of psychotherapy assert a link between muscle blocks and disturbances of both character and sexual function. In Functional-Sexological therapy, one focus of treatment is amelioration of voluntary movement. The present study examines the association of general everyday body movement with history of vaginal orgasm.

AIM: The objective was to determine if appropriately trained sexologists could infer women's history of vaginal orgasm from observing only their gait.

METHODS: Women with known histories of either vaginal orgasm or vaginal anorgasmia were videotaped walking on the street, and their orgasmic status was judged by sexologists blind to their history.

MAIN OUTCOME MEASURE: The concordance between having had orgasms triggered by penile-vaginal intercourse (not orgasm from direct clitoral stimulation) and raters' inferences of vaginal orgasm history based on observation of the woman's walk was the main outcome measure.

RESULTS: In the sample of healthy young Belgian women (half of whom were vaginally orgasmic), history of vaginal orgasm (triggered solely by penile-vaginal intercourse) was diagnosable at far better than chance level (81.25% correct, Fisher's Exact Test P < 0.05) by appropriately trained sexologists. Clitoral orgasm history was unrelated to both ratings and to vaginal orgasm history. Exploratory analyses suggest that greater pelvic and vertebral rotation and stride length might be characteristic of the gait of women who have experienced vaginal orgasm (r = 0.51, P < 0.05).

CONCLUSIONS: The discerning observer may infer women's experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles. Results are discussed with regard to previous research on gait, the effect of the musculature on sexual function, the special nature of vaginal orgasm, and implications for sexual therapy.

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