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JoshTheTerrible

36 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am very, VERY happy with my life.

Why am I on here? I have no idea. I tried it once before and met a few rad people. I suppose it could happen again. Still, I'm prone to deleting this bullshit at any second.

Is there a non-pretentious way to say, "I'm kind of the best thing that has ever happened."? ...probably not. Suffice to say, I love myself. A lot.

The key to my heart is 'passion'. Whatchoo got?

I have more confidence than I know what to do with but I'm keeping an eye out for that girl that makes me weak in the knees, turns my world upside down, and makes me question my entire existence. Soulmate, are you out there?

I love meeting new people. Ask me out on a date.

Tits and ass.

Oh, and nice to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work (it's hard to call it "work" when I love what I do) nearly every day creating "awesome" at my HUGE creative collective in SE Portland. Check here for upcoming shows and events:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ErosNyx/229326147093189

I run a magazine company (The Burro Lifestyle Magazine) here in Portland that focuses on art, entertainment, performance, and underground culture. I spend a lot of time editing photos and videos. Here's a bunch of neat videos that I've done:
http://www.theburrozine.com/the-burro-tv/

I did this little thing in 2012 where I had a different girlfriend every month. It was an incredible experience and I learned a lot from all the different perspectives and experiences. I also did a photoshoot with each girlfriend and turned it in to a calendar. Here, check it out!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.475840239118977.97304.350239308345738&type=1&l=cb58ffb274

I have the most beautiful and talented friends you can imagine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMdG4GGIE0

This is really just scratching the surface of my often fantastical life...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at setting standards for myself.

I would like to fancy myself good at color coordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People perceive me as being über confident. They are correct but this misses the point (almost) entirely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love
passion
communication
trust
honesty
threesomes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women and science. In no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
creating an empire of "awesome". ;P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in love with Tinkerbell.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
PLEASE message me if you like to wrestle. I may have a job for you.

If you think of yourself as a kitten, I most definitely might like to play with you.

If you want to date me, you fall in to at least some of the following categories:
Adorable.
Kinky.
Tattoos.
Piercings.
Painted face (makeup).
Dyed and/or crazy hair.
Performer.
Dancer.
Model.
Good conversationalist.
Good communicator.
Passionate.
Bright/colorful.
A peculiar mix of confidence and social awkwardness (big turn on).
Love life/adventure.
Have ambitions/dreams/goals.
You're a nerd.

You are NOT:
Fat/obese/chunky/BBW/whatever.
Negative/pessimistic.
In love with Jesus.

Cute, petite girls make me weak. Actually, more like "powerless".