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Josh_Beeman

25 Malden, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from central VA, I moved to Boston for school and stuck around. I like to run (in fair weather), swim, play soccer, and every once in awhile attempt to climb (read fall slowly). For when I lack motivation video games, Hulu, and reading take up my indoor time. For the Meyers Briggs fans I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a consultant at a Biotech firm in Cambridge. Being an adult.

Printing stuff with my 3D printer. While I haven't quite got my robot army for world conquest built I'd say it's definitely happening in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The inappropriate use of parenthesis and comma splices. I was never particularly great a grammar, but hey I'm an engineer I don't have to right too many essays.

Cooking, it helps that most of my immediate family has worked in restaurants so I had some good teachers.

Thinking with portals

15 minute naps that end up to be a couple of hours

Puns and horrible jokes.

I used to be good at drums but as one would guess living in an apartment makes it a difficult instrument to practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm on the soccer field, my voice it tends to carry. Anywhere else not sure; maybe that I exude awesome from every pore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I typically read fantasy/scifi novels but once in a while dystopian and the occasional classical sneak into the mix. 1984, WOT Series, A Stranger in a Strange Land, The Things They Carried, Living a Year Biblically, Things Fall Apart, Song of Ice and Fire, The Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet. Authors: Asimov, Scalzi, Sanderson. I'm always looking for new books to read so suggestions are welcome.

Movies: Fight Club, Inglorious Basterds, Monty Python and the Holy grail, Animal House, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Lucky Number Sleven, A Clockwork Orange, 13th Warrior, 7 Samurai, Eurotrip

Shows: I no longer have cable, but the shows I try to keep with are/could watch at anytime are: Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ninja Warrior, Invader Zim,Vikings

Music: I listen predominately to ska-punk (Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake, Mustard Plug, Mighty Mighty Bosstones etc), 90's punk (Green Day, Sum 41, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Offspring) and classic rock (Clapton, Rolling Stones, Hendrix).

Food: I eat anything, but my favorites (judging from my foodler preferences) are Thai, pizza, and middle eastern. Also, I'll eat anything made with or out of potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, internet, my feet, good food, running, laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Only super deep and existential stuff...totally not what I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being super adventurous by binge watching something on Netflix/Hulu.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may be addicted to answering okcupid questions
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain.
Alternatively, if you want for on an adventure.
Or if you got any of the references I put in my profile. Points will be awarded per reference understood.