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Joshenderson

25 / M / straight / Single

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Poorly), Greek_Ancient (Fluently), Danish (Okay), Maori (Poorly), Catalan (Fluently)

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I am objectively idealist, integritous, and wordishly creative.

My Self-Summary

Hello! So I just moved here in July from Nebraska, after I graduated college in may with a music performance degree; now I'm grinding the year out enjoying all the benefits of a liberal arts degree (sarcasm hehe,) and planning on law school next year. I want eventually to get into politics and try changing the world for the better. My tastes are fairly eclectic; I like doing lots, I'm very open minded, and will try most things at least once. One of my favorite things about Uptown is all the bikes! Sold my car when I moved here and I haven't regretted it yet. I'm also a big fan of the lakes and all the free shows and events going on everywhere all the time. I love nature. Sometimes when I'm walking around I try to imagine what the city would look like if it were never built and was still a lush forest, with clear clean lakes instead of the nasty algae monsters. I don't believe in lies and I keep liars out of my life; big ones and small ones, I'll be straight with you and I expect the same. I'm also a pretty blunt and direct person, which does freak people out sometimes. I guess I just don't like dancing around an issue... which is wierd, because I like to go out dancing (Disco night.....oh yeah)
Nor do I eat meat anymore. Health thing, but mostly just because I love animals too much to want to kill and eat a piggy. They're too smart! Like butt-ugly people who can't sweat or speak intelligibly.
Now in Danish
Eh Boobly googly en brokenstein hambursh
Now in Maori
Arsh locken maorkla, genth porthen clackla
Now in Catalan
Googlor beytnelk ekland openheimer smith!

What I’m doing with my life

College grad just chillin and enjoying the hell out of minneapolis! Planning out my prospective musical ventures. Working with non-profits at the moment, and trying to further my personal development before school starts up next fall. Learning guitar, and doing some reading on business, economics, politics, and investing to pass the time since I don't really know many people here yet.

I’m really good at

Most things! Not including piano. Being empathic, getting along with almost anyone, keeping an open mind. Keeping my cup half full, or a quarter full, but man that sucker is never empty even if all it's got is air. Logic, reasoning, objectivity. Dancing very badly with coffee to my morning funk playlist, haha. Nothing like a little James Brown to help wake you up!

The first things people usually notice about me

My left pupil is very slightly larger than the right. Hmmm... perhaps this isn't the first thing that people notice. But if you stare you can kind of see it

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Authors: Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Frank Herbert
Movies? Don't really watch much tv..
Music: Just a few here... Depeche Mode, older metallica, peter frampton, pink floyd, guns n roses, imogen heap, ani difranco, skid row, paul oakenfold, stevie ray, lou reed, david bowie, bjork
Food: All of it...mmmmm

The six things I could never do without

music, kitty, family, computer! Yes, that is 4.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Lots...overthinker here.
Global warming
Starvation
When I see a bum or homeless dude or hardcore gangster I think about what their lives must have been like
Every time I have a liberal thought I try to argue the opposite point with myself in my head
How bad I want to save a few bucks and go retire in Argentina
how to succeed in what I want to do with my life.

On a typical Friday night I am

Who knows? I don't work friday nights anymore!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love cheese and singing Bowie
On saturday afternoons, I nerd it up old school with my roommates and a game of D&D

If Bjork and David Bowie had a baby, I would steal it. Barring that wonderful occasion, I don't know if I really want to have kids.

.....One of my best friends is a Republican

You should message me if

You actually are from Venus. If you're a believer in monogamy; not a swinger here. If you're looking to spend some time with a person and get to know each other as friends first, send me a message and we can get together.

So I've been on this site for enough months to notice that not a single girl I've met on here has had any luck either; the only reason I can really think of is that people on here aren't planning on giving each other a chance from the get go, and just meet to go through the motion of trying to meet people? I don't know. I guess real people do not carry fireworks in their pockets to bust out at first sight, and that seems to be the expectation. As such, I'm not interested in going on a date with you! If you've been out with what seems like an army of guys, and not one of them has lit your fire and made you crazy in an hour or two, instead of emailing me go ahead and think about what real people are like for a moment. I'm a decent guy, I have my ups and downs, but it takes alot more time than an hour to get to know whether a person is a worthwhile, or a good match; all you can gauge on a first date is blind physical attraction, meaning that here, only the best players get the girls and the girls stay single. It's kind of sick when you only do well on a date when you forget about trying to learn who a person is and just focus on getting them naked, don't you think? Nobody here is willing to actually get to know anybody here. I'm looking to actually meet new friends to spend time with and let something develop, or not, slowly; not random people I'll never see again, and I'm sick of just hooking up with someone pretending they're looking for more. I'm done with this site. Email me if you want, but I probably won't respond. Nothing personal :) Just tired of wasting my time in fruitless endeavors.