I am looking for a terrific friend first, someone that I can spend time with, laugh with, have great conversations with and sometimes just do nothing with.

I am a life-long nerd recently aspiring to also be a jock. April has been a new beginning for me; I started Crossfit and turned off my cable TV. Surprisingly, neither has killed me yet.

Originally from NYC, I've also lived in Florida and Massachusetts, and of course Virginia.

I'm completely drug, tobacco, and alcohol free, and nearly caffeine free. I'd prefer someone who is the same on all four, but the first two are mandatory.

I'm an INTJ. I am *not* "outdoorsy," but my dog is doing her best to try to change that. I don't follow any type of spectator sports.

I'm tall, and I'm funny....and these two things are in no way related.

TV: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Person of Interest, The Mentalist. Any flavor of Law & Order, and most shows with the word "star" somewhere in the title.

The right mouse button. Yes, I'm totally serious...I'm trying to join the cult of apple and the lack of a right mouse button is driving me nuts.

Sirius/XM. My car got broken into a few weeks ago and I couldn't believe how much more dreadful my daily commute was until I replaced it.

Air conditioning. I get cranky when I can't cool off.

Vacuum cleaner(s). Yes, I have more than one. No, I'm not a neat freak, in fact my house is enough of a disaster area that I could probably apply for a FEMA grant, but random accumulations of dust or hair bug me. Not to mention bugs; bugs bug me and the vacuum cleaner doesn't leave splotches on the wall when I use it to terminate them with extreme prejudice.

The words "notwithstanding," and "caveat." Don't judge.

How much it would freak my neighbors out if I changed my home network's name to "FBI_Surveillance_Van_8734."

Trying to redefine the paradigm of my typical Friday night.

I didn't list any books because the last time I bought a bunch of books at B&N the cashier looked at me strangely and said "you must be a very complicated man," and now I'm traumatized and self-conscious about it.

- You're more likely to say "let's sign up for a class together," than "let's go to a bar together." What the class would be in is not important...

- Wine or beer isn't in your six things you could never do without

- You have a single and social dog and would be interested in getting him/her together with my single, very social dog.