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Joshkoshbigosh

25 M Gaithersburg, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an open book written in pencil.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to discover what super power(s) I have.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to know what I'm talking about, hoping people know a metaphor when they see one, looking busy when I'm not, sleeping and taking naps, and using Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's difficult for me to take life seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game (all of both series), Breakfast of Champions, On the Road, Cat's Cradle, The Republic, Calvin & Hobbes

Movies: Starship Troopers, The Breakfast Club, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Hero, Aladdin, The Incredibles, Star Trek, Blow,
Pulp Fiction, Byousoku

Shows: Seinfeld, Skins (UK), Avatar: The Last Airbender,
South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development

Music: Cage the Elephant, Jack Johnson, Love Shack, Dougie

Food is usually best when it's warm, but then again things like ice cream are good when they're cold so I guess food is best when it's being itself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, soccer, humor, eye drops, food, sleep.

Order is up for debate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse.
But not any other kind of apocalypse because those scenarios are completely unrealistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on my way to the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pay someone to manage my okcupid profile and messages.

If he's acting rude or unkind let me know and I'll straighten him out, but don't blame me because it's all his fault.
You should message me if
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Don't message me.
Seriously.
You will regret it.