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Joshschwa

31 M San Francisco, CA

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Halloween 2013. Please, for my own sanity, tell me that someone knows what this costume is.

Hard to see, but this is in Australia and it had been raining all day. I am drenched. It is a very sarcastic thumbs up.

Camping sure brings out the white trash in anyone. Sleeves strongly discouraged.

Rafting with my dad (captain), housemate Darren, and brother Ben. I am the one with pythons for arms. And by pythons, I am referring to their tubular, undefined, general shapelessness.

I am a dylophosauras. This pose looked a lot better in my head.

Does anyone else think the combination of facial expression and position of hands makes it look like the guy the second from the right needs to pee? I'm to the left of the groom. I'm not really a teeth-smiler.

This was at a wedding. One can only assume that "My Heart Will Go On" or something of the sort is playing.

Same wedding, different homo-erotic pose.

This is what I look like after drinking for 12 hours for my 30th birthday. Good to know I've still got it.

I have a very mature, refined sense of humor.