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JoshtheBeatle

18 Mount Airy, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP.
4w5.
Liberal.
Published author and poet.
Painter.
Avid reader.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. Writing is my passion in life, and the only thing I honestly want to do. But, I also take online college classes because I at least realise that successful writers are few and far between. I have zero idea what I'll do with my education though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to hope I'm a good writer, but I don't know. People tell me I'm funny, and I'm great at remembering trivia that will not benefit me whatsoever in life. I also tend to quote and reference books, movies, and shows 24/8 (Beatles reference).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. They're green, which is the rarest colour. I've been told they're also sad, so I don't know how to take that.

Also, my hair. Sort of messy - but trust me, it looks good on me as opposed to formal hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Catcher in the Rye, Less than Zero, The Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, The Rules of Attraction, On the Road, A Clockwork Orange, Looking for Alaska, This Side of Paradise, Visions of Cody, Fight Club, The Graduate, Howl and Other Poems, The Bell Jar, Naked Lunch.

Movies: Before Sunrise, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, (500) Days of Summer, Fight Club, The Rules of Attraction, The Graduate, Chasing Amy, Ed Wood, Reservoir Dogs, American Psycho, Before Sunset, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, The Iron Giant, Nightcrawler, Funny People, Slacker, Kids, Lost in Translation, Boyhood, Clerks, Comet, Paper Moon, Eyes Wide Shut, Taxi Driver, The Cabin in the Woods, American Beauty.

Shows: Mad Men, Dexter, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Moral Orel, The Office (both), Parks and Recreation, That '70s Show, South Park, Married with Children.

Bands/Musicians: The Beatles, The Doors, Nirvana, Panic! at the Disco, Sum 41, The Smiths, Morrissey (solo), The Doors, John Lennon (solo), Syd Barrett, Prince, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Grizzly Bear, Joy Division, Kanye West, A Day to Remember, The Kinks, Michael Jackson, Queen, Coldplay, The Cure, Skyhill, NSP, Starbomb, Oasis, MGMT.

Food: I'm not picky, but I would say I'm sort of a minimalist. I'm set in my food tastes, and I can be reluctant to try new things. I love most fruits (except apples) and most vegetables. My favourite types of food are Mexican and Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Alone time.
2. Writing.
3. Music.
4. Love.
5. Art.
6. The internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. What's in store for me, what'll happen to everyone I know. I'm kind of like Amory Blaine in This Side of Paradise - a cynical idealist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in. Watching YouTube videos, and all that rad stuff. Probably also binging shows on Netflix, and then immediately ordering the complete series off Amazon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get compared to Jim Halpert from The Office a lot. I never noticed it before, but he does love all Philadelphia sports teams (as do I), plus green eyes/brown hair combo. So. Shit, man. Call me Jim Halpert.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Really if you want to. Just keep in mind I'm incredibly shy, so if I don't message you - but I liked you and/or visited your profile. There's a likely chance I want to. Also, apologies in advance for being introverted as fuck.