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JoshtheBeatle

18 M Mount Airy, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Jack's angst-filled personality.

I'm a Chaotic Neutral, INFP writer. Writing has always been, and will always be, my passion. I have written and published four books (Poppycock: A Collection of Thoughts, Essays and Jokes; The Illusions Time Brings; Nowhere Plans; a collection of Poetry and Will it Go 'Round in Circles?). I'm in the process of other projects, and you'll rarely find me not writing.

I often relate strongly to fictional characters, so I would say that to best get an idea of me; picture the offspring of Holden Caulfield, Ted Mosby, Dawson Leery, Allison Reynolds, Tom Hansen, Holden McNeil and Jay Gatsby.

I'm also very much into abstract painting. I don't think I'm an amazing artist -- in fact I know I'm not. But it's great stress-relief and I enjoy doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am Jack's wasted potential.

I'm writing, of course. But that's not exactly paying the bills, y'know? So I do various odd-jobs. I'm taking classes at CC right now, as well. I'd like to major in Creative Writing at a small liberal arts college in the next few years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am Jack's limited scope of interests.

Writing, definitely. Being a factory of useless information also comes to mind. I'm a product of pop-culture, honestly. Trivia? Haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Jack's flamed sense of rejection.

My green eyes. Honestly, my best feature. I love them. You'll find all the people I write about are green-eyed. Am I biased? Well. Perhaps a little.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am Jack's variety in taste.

Books: The Catcher in the Rye, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, The Graduate, Nine Stories, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Animal Farm, Brain Droppings, Franny and Zooey, Survivor, Visions of Cody, This Side of Paradise, Why We Suck, The Great Gatsby, Fight Club, Catch-22, The Running Man, Fahrenheit 451, Lolita, Lord of the Flies, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matilda (Fuck you, haha,) Looking for Alaska, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, On the Road, The Old Man and the Sea, Project X, Everything is Illuminated, etc., etc.

Favourite authors: JD Salinger, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bret Easton Ellis, Roald Dahl, Jack Kerouac, William Golding, Chuck Palahniuk, George Orwell, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Edgar Allan Poe, Anthony Burgess, John Green.

Films: The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, Chasing Amy, The Graduate, The Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Rocky, 50/50, Raging Bull, (500) Days of Summer, Clerks, A Hard Day's Night, The Rules of Attraction, etc., etc.

Television: Rescue Me, Breaking Bad, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Married...with Children, The West Wing.

Musicians: The Beatles, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Sum 41, Panic! at the Disco, Liars, The Kinks, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, The Young Veins, The Smiths, Regina Spektor, Alanis Morissette.

Food: It's all the same to me - Italian foods jump at me, though. Plus, Ramen Noodles are the best, yo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Writing, reading, the internet, The Beatles, expressionism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am Jack's mind at work.

My future and what it holds. The duality of mankind and how we can change our perspectives in the blink of an eye. Why I'm so goddamned lonely, and why life seems to enjoy throwing me curve balls as opposed to simply playing catch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am Jack's complete lack of social life.

Sitting alone using my computer, writing and listening to The Beatles. Blogging, a bit. Reading a good book (or a shit one). Expanding how I feel about and view the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Jack's broken heart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It's up to you. I'm no instigator, so if you're interested, for the love of Lennon message me. I'm pretty timid, honestly. I'm more or less the mysterious guy in the back of the party that would much prefer you approach me instead of vice-versa. I'm really inclined to go to like-minded people (liberals, non-religious, writers) - but am definitely open to people with differences. Even major ones.

Also, if you like my blog: strawberry-caulfields-forever.tumblr.com