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JoshtheBeatle

18 Mount Airy, NC Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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4w5.
INFP.
Liberal.
Ravenclaw.
Avid reader.
Published author and poet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. It's pretty much all I've ever wanted to do with my life. Seriously, anyway. I've published five books (three novels and two poetry collections), and I'm always working on something. I also take online classes, but I honestly have no clue what I would do with a major in creative writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing? I hope. Uh, remembering a ton of useless trivia too. Ask me about the presidents, I have like three books from when I was a kid that're filled with trivia about them. I remember most all of it. I also know a lot about The Beatles (in case you couldn't tell, haha). So, writing and trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They're green, which, I think, is the rarest colour. People also always ask me if I'm all right, because apparently I have a resting sad face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, Lord of the Flies, The Dharma Bums, Big Sur, On the Road, Visions of Cody, Howl and Other Poems, The Bell Jar, Ariel, Matilda, A Clockwork Orange, The Doctor is Sick, Looking for Alaska.

Movies: The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, Before Sunrise, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, (500) Days of Summer, Chasing Amy, Boyhood, Comet, Before Sunset, Ed Wood, The Iron Giant, Good Will Hunting, The Graduate, Clerks, Slacker, The Truman Show, Rocky, Fight Club, Interstellar, Drive, The Rules of Attraction, Funny People, Blue Valentine, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, Punch-Drunk Love, Pickpocket, Nowhere Boy, Paper Moon, Reservoir Dogs, Enemy, The Elephant Man, Where the Wild Things Are, The Nines, 50/50, Kids, Eyes Wide Shut, 8 Mile, Do the Right Thing, Gummo, The Labyrinth.

Shows: Mad Men, Dexter, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Rescue Me, Futurama, Friends, Moral Orel, The Office (both), That '70s Show, South Park, Married with Children.

Bands/Musicians: The Beatles, The Doors, Nirvana, The Smiths, Morrissey (solo), John Lennon (solo), Syd Barrett, Panic! at the Disco, Sum 41, Prince, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Dylan, Eminem, Grizzly Bear, Elliott Smith, Janis Joplin, David Bowie, Joy Division, Kanye West, Regina Spektor, A Day to Remember, The Kinks, Michael Jackson, Queen, Coldplay, The Cure, Skyhill, NSP, Oasis, MGMT.

Food: I'm not picky, but I would say I'm sort of a minimalist. I'm set in my food tastes, and I can be reluctant to try new things. I love most fruits (except apples) and most vegetables. My favourite types of food are Mexican and Italian.

Sports Teams: Philadelphia Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, Soul, and Sixers. Then my favourite college team (all sports) are the ECU Pirates.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, cats, alone time, the internet, books, and music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in. I'm basically an introverted homebody, you know? Listen to The Smiths and relate to Morrissey's whining. Or watching movies, or writing. Shit like that.