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Joshtron

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I crave interesting conversation and meaningful connections. I'm guilty of wearing my heart on my sleeve. I love trading stories with people. I'm sure you have some good ones, too. I like to challenge myself. I try to keep my dreams alive. I like creating something out of nothing. I like to spend my spare time with my friends and loved ones. I like making people smile and feel good. I don't mind PDA if it's with someone special. I like to think outside of the box. I even considered being a professional magician as a child, but thankfully I don't have to wear eye liner and silk shirts for my current profession. But enough about me. Tell me a little bit about YOU.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Video editing, Drawing, Painting, Acting, Long Form Improv, Screenwriting, Playing Drums, Surfing the Internet
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling Stories. I enjoy Laughter. I try to be spontaneous, fun and exciting. I cook everyday. I play ping pong often (I built a table), Dancing, Networking, Karaoke, Bicycling, Motorcycles, Partying, billiards, Bowling, and Marker Tattoos!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My striking strawberry blonde hair, viking beard, broad shoulders, and my handsome physique. Also, I am completely full of shit...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-
David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Goosebumps, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, Steven King, Mark Twain, Art Books, Ray Bradbury, Where's Waldo?

Movies-
Batman(1989), The Big Lebowski, Terminator 2, Aliens, Office Space, Back 2 the Future, Beetlejuice, Robin Hood Prince of Theives, Predator 2, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Fight Club, Indiana Jones, Animal House, Caddy Shack, Royal Tenenbaums, Short Circuit, Ghost Busters, Teen Wolf, The Warriors, Escape from New York, From Dusk til Dawn, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Big, Koyaanisqatsi, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, C.H.U.D.S.

Television-
Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Modern Family, Chopped, Top Chef, Ink Masters, Face Off, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, American Horror Story, Mountain Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Conan O'brien, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, 30 Rock, East Bound and down, Johnny Carson, Mad Men, Bored to Death, Weeds, The Simpsons, Parks & Recreation, How it's Made, National Geographic, Biography, Twin Peaks, Flight of the Conchords, The Colbert Report, Trailer Park Boys, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, X Files, Scooby Doo, Saved by the Bell, Bob's Burgers

Music-
Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Parliament, AC/DC, Sly & Family Stone, James Brown, Beck, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Ramones, The White Stripes, Eagles of Death Metal, Stone Temple Pilots, MGMT, Notorious B.I.G., Beastie Boys, Queens of the Stone Age, Snoop Dogg, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Guns & Roses, Charlie Daniels, Chuck Berry, !!!

Food-
Porterhouse T-bone, Pizza, Burgers, Thai Food, Pasta, Sea Food, Vegetable Stir Frys, Hash Browns with Eggs, Soups, Yogurt and granola, Fruits, Salads, Canned Cat Food, & numerous other food/snacks; and I also like Liquids! (joking about cat food)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart, Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can we harness the power of stars and moonbeams to travel through time? The possibilities of Cold Fusion?? Are Narwhals the outcome of Unicorns mating with Manatees???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends in Brooklyn/Manhattan getting Swayze. Or chillaxing with peeps in our courtyard sipping on bourbon and winning money at ping pong or Cee Lo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly the Last Airbender. Shhhhh Mum's the word.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to join my pyramid scheme.
The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries.
You need a lookout for your next bank heist.
You like pina' coladas & getting caught in the rain.
You enjoy having someone cook for you and pamper you.
You want to guilt trip me into picking up your dog's waste.
I AM YOUR MAN!