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32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from Indiana. I have lived in the fun area of Williamsburg, Brooklyn 4 years. I love to trade stories with people. I'm sure you have some good ones too . I like to challenge myself, and I try to follow my heart and long term goals and desires. I like to spend my spare time with my friends and loved ones at assorted fun places. I like making people smile and feel good. I have the super power ability to shave or grow a handsome red beard. I like to think outside of the box, and I even considered being a professional magician as a child, but thankfully I don't have to wear eye liner and silk shirts for my current profession. I was also in the science club in junior high school. I guess I'm kind of a nerd. Haha. Honestly, I try to be light hearted and enjoy the moment as much as possible. But enough about me. Tell me a little bit about YOU.
What I’m doing with my life
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Video editing, Drawing, Painting, Acting, Long Form Improv, Screenwriting, Playing Drums, Surfing the Internet
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling Stories. I enjoy Laughter. I try to be spontaneous, fun and exciting. I cook everyday. I play ping pong often (I built a table), Dancing, Networking, Karaoke, Bicycling, Motorcycles, Partying, billiards, Bowling, and Marker Tattoos!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking strawberry blonde hair, viking beard, broad shoulders, and my handsome physique. Also, I am completely full of shit...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Goosebumps, Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain, Gary Larson, Beverly Cleary, William Shakespeare

The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Fight Club, Indiana Jones, Animal House, Caddy Shack, Back to the Future, Royal Tenenbaums, Short Circuit, Ghost Busters, Teen Wolf, The Warriors, Escape from New York, From Dusk til Dawn, Anchorman

Modern Family, Parks & Recreation, American Horror Story, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Conan O'brien, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, 30 Rock, East Bound and down, Mad Men, Bored to Death, Weeds, The Simpsons, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, Upright Citizens Brigade, Flight of the Conchords, The Colbert Report, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Look Around You, Tim and Eric

Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Parliament, AC/DC, Sly & Family Stone, James Brown, Beck, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Ramones, The White Stripes, Eagles of Death Metal, Stone Temple Pilots, MGMT, Notorious B.I.G., Beastie Boys, Queens of the Stone Age, Snoop Dogg, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Charlie Daniels, Chuck Berry

Porterhouse T-bone, Pizza, Thai Food, Pasta, Sea Food, Vegetable Stir Frys, Hash Browns with Eggs, Burgers, Soups, Yogurt and granola, Fruits, Salads, Canned Cat Food, & numerous other food/snacks; and I also like Liquids! (joking about cat food)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart, Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can we harness the power of stars and moonbeams to travel through time? The possibilities of Cold Fusion?? Are Narwhals the outcome of Unicorns mating with Manatees???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends in Brooklyn/Manhattan getting Swayze. Or chillaxing with peeps in our courtyard sipping on bourbon and playing ping pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm secretly the Last Airbender. Shhhhh Mum's the word.
I'm actually 5 foot 8 and 1/2 inches. I round up.
I farted once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to join my pyramid scheme.
The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries.
You need a lookout for your next bank heist.
You like pina' coladas & getting caught in the rain.
You enjoy having someone cook for you and pamper you.
You want to guilt trip me into picking up your dog's waste.
Or you are just Ratchet as Hell and want to get freak nasty.