David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Goosebumps, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, Steven King, Mark Twain, Art Books, Ray Bradbury, Where's Waldo?
Batman(1989), The Big Lebowski, Terminator 2, Aliens, Office Space, Back 2 the Future, Beetlejuice, Robin Hood Prince of Theives, Predator 2, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Fight Club, Indiana Jones, Animal House, Caddy Shack, Royal Tenenbaums, Short Circuit, Ghost Busters, Teen Wolf, The Warriors, Escape from New York, From Dusk til Dawn, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Big, Koyaanisqatsi, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, C.H.U.D.S.
Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Modern Family, Chopped, Top Chef, Ink Masters, Face Off, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, American Horror Story, Mountain Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Conan O'brien, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, 30 Rock, East Bound and down, Johnny Carson, Mad Men, Bored to Death, Weeds, The Simpsons, Parks & Recreation, How it's Made, National Geographic, Biography, Twin Peaks, Flight of the Conchords, The Colbert Report, Trailer Park Boys, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, X Files, Scooby Doo, Saved by the Bell, Bob's Burgers
Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Parliament, AC/DC, Sly & Family Stone, James Brown, Beck, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Ramones, The White Stripes, Eagles of Death Metal, Stone Temple Pilots, MGMT, Notorious B.I.G., Beastie Boys, Queens of the Stone Age, Snoop Dogg, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, Guns & Roses, Charlie Daniels, Chuck Berry, !!!
Porterhouse T-bone, Pizza, Burgers, Thai Food, Pasta, Sea Food, Vegetable Stir Frys, Hash Browns with Eggs, Soups, Yogurt and granola, Fruits, Salads, Canned Cat Food, & numerous other food/snacks; and I also like Liquids! (joking about cat food)
The Schnozberries taste like Schnozberries.
You need a lookout for your next bank heist.
You like pina' coladas & getting caught in the rain.
You enjoy having someone cook for you and pamper you.
You want to guilt trip me into picking up your dog's waste.
I AM YOUR MAN!