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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jun 24, 2014
Native American, White
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I tend to make goofy faces in every picture taken of me. I'm a reasonably normal guy cept for the entertainingly crazy parts. I've been told I'm a sailor. Originally from the mountains of NC. I got green eyes...not that it matters I guess.I have the great habit of getting tattoos and I've worked for an independent environmental non-profit for the past 2 and half years.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a semi-professional environmentalist (emphasis on mentalist) with a flair for old cars and motorcycles. I tend to do the things that make for the best stories...don't want the grand kids to get bored. In the past 2 years I've lived in Raleigh NC,Asheville NC,Denver CO,Washington DC,New York City, a Ship and San Francisco CA. I've done a lot of, relief/volunteer work in Mexico and the UK but the majority of my projects have been Hurricane related. I've worked 4 major storms over the past few years. The most recent one being 3 months in FarRockaway NY after Sandy. I value folks who are willing to love their neighbors more than themselves. I've traveled a lot over the past 10 years and kinda enjoy doing so,just gets old after a while of going it alone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating cereal and fixing things. Talking as well...I've been called "Chatty Kathy" a time or two. I'm also good at being corny and enjoying corny jokes...Case in point...What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mild county accent and the all tattoos...everyone knows that tattoos inherently prove that you're a mean,evil deviant of a person ; )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-BOOKS..Anything Tolkien has influenced. Books with pictures and mechanical diagrams. Last book I read was "Dante's Divine Comedy". It wasn't very funny.
-MOVIES..all The Lord of the Rings,The Hobbit,Fight Club,Shawn of the Dead,Saving Private Ryan,Nightmare before Christmas,EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS,Last of the Mohicans,Warm Bodies...
-TV SHOWS..The Office,Colbert,SNL,It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Also a ton of BBC television.
-MUSIC..Avett Brothers,Fleet Foxes,Circa Survive,White Stripes,MIA,Dropkick Murphy's,Woodkin,Iron and Wine,Deadmau5...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-bacon,egg and cheese biscuits(that might be 3-4 things right there)
-the ocean
-a heart and any other vital organ
-dogs in and/or around my general vicinity
-Mitch Hedberg...wait! He's dead!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Instagram...and not bad answers to these questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Sitting around friends,preferably outside.
-Tryna get my friends to commit to beach trips! Dangit Mike! Make up your mind! Are you going or not!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have a sparkle MJ glove when I was 5,I knew all the words to "Beat It" and I would hide the MJ glove under my dresser because my parents didn't allow me to have such things nor listen to MJ at the age of 5.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're willing to take a chance on a profile that appears a little goofy only to find out that I've actually got it together...somewhat.
-I don't owe you money.
-you have free money.
-you DO NOT murder people.
-you like non-redneck Southern boys who tend to lean towards the liberal side and still believe chivalry and manners are a good thing.