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JoshuaRyanIngle

32 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I tend to make goofy faces in every picture taken of me. I'm a reasonably normal guy cept for the entertainingly crazy parts. I've been told I'm a sailor. Originally from the mountains of NC. I got green eyes...not that it matters I guess.I have the great habit of getting tattoos and I've worked for an independent environmental non-profit for the past 2 and half years.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a semi-professional environmentalist (emphasis on mentalist) with a flair for old cars and motorcycles. I tend to do the things that make for the best stories...don't want the grand kids to get bored. In the past 2 years I've lived in Raleigh NC,Asheville NC,Denver CO,Washington DC,New York City, a Ship and San Francisco CA. I've done a lot of, relief/volunteer work in Mexico and the UK but the majority of my projects have been Hurricane related. I've worked 4 major storms over the past few years. The most recent one being 3 months in FarRockaway NY after Sandy. I value folks who are willing to love their neighbors more than themselves. I've traveled a lot over the past 10 years and kinda enjoy doing so,just gets old after a while of going it alone.
I’m really good at
Eating cereal and fixing things. Talking as well...I've been called "Chatty Kathy" a time or two. I'm also good at being corny and enjoying corny jokes...Case in point...What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
The first things people usually notice about me
My mild county accent and the all tattoos...everyone knows that tattoos inherently prove that you're a mean,evil deviant of a person ; )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-BOOKS..Anything Tolkien has influenced. Books with pictures and mechanical diagrams. Last book I read was "Dante's Divine Comedy". It wasn't very funny.
-MOVIES..all The Lord of the Rings,The Hobbit,Fight Club,Shawn of the Dead,Saving Private Ryan,Nightmare before Christmas,EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS,Last of the Mohicans,Warm Bodies...
-TV SHOWS..The Office,Colbert,SNL,It's always sunny in Philadelphia. Also a ton of BBC television.
-MUSIC..Avett Brothers,Fleet Foxes,Circa Survive,White Stripes,MIA,Dropkick Murphy's,Woodkin,Iron and Wine,Deadmau5...
The six things I could never do without
-bacon,egg and cheese biscuits(that might be 3-4 things right there)
-motorcycles
-the ocean
-a heart and any other vital organ
-dogs in and/or around my general vicinity
-Mitch Hedberg...wait! He's dead!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My Instagram...and not bad answers to these questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
-Sitting around friends,preferably outside.
-Tryna get my friends to commit to beach trips! Dangit Mike! Make up your mind! Are you going or not!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have a sparkle MJ glove when I was 5,I knew all the words to "Beat It" and I would hide the MJ glove under my dresser because my parents didn't allow me to have such things nor listen to MJ at the age of 5.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you're willing to take a chance on a profile that appears a little goofy only to find out that I've actually got it together...somewhat.
-I don't owe you money.
-you have free money.
-you DO NOT murder people.
-you like non-redneck Southern boys who tend to lean towards the liberal side and still believe chivalry and manners are a good thing.