Joshua_Conner
31 New York, NY
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My self-summary
"At last I've heard from good God above
As the slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove"

Maxwell Demon

I'm a highly introverted and shy individual with a bit of a weird/artsy streak. I have a very thick southern accent. I have no damned clue what I'm doing with myself. My life had me traveling the country installing locks, getting the tip of my thumb chopped off in a factory accident, putting on the uniform of the US Navy, tried becoming a hairstylist (got my license, but found out I'm not much of a people person), and various instances of being a performer. And I've learned that I'm not the settle down and be a 9-5 adult kind of person. I don't "have my shit together", but I'm at peace with that. So if I was to describe what my life is like, it's something akin to a person just passing through town because I haven't made my mind up as to where I care to claim my stake. Honestly, this part is always tough for me. No matter what I write, I think I come off as damaged. Oh well. According to OKC's personality tab, it says I'm basically a sexed up artsy asshole. o_0
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing up my Bachelor's Degree. Being irresponsible and making decisions on a whim.
I’m really good at
Making coffee drinks
Entertaining myself
Chocolate gravy
Sausage gravy. Seriously...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit of an awkward penguin. I don't notice when people notice me. So I really don't know. I should probably ask my friends or you could tell me if you want.

Update: I have been told... that it is my jaw line and cheek bones. So there you go. Feel free to contest this if you want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literature:
Gaiman. Coldfire series. DMZ. Sandman. Graphic novel stuff, different internet blogs.

Movies:
Inception, Shutter Island, MirrorMask, Big Trouble In Little China, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Trotsky, The Take, Iron Skies, Land of the Deaf, The Return.

Music:
David Bowie, Sex Gang Children, TSOL, The Cramps, The Meteors, Siousxie, Bauhaus, Fangs On Fur, Eat Your Make Up, Scarlet Remains, Radio Scarlet, Bloody Dead And Sexy, Christian Death, Nitzer Ebb, WASTE, Crucifix, Joy Division, Deadbolt, Nite Nite, College, Video Game Music Remixes, The Coup, WWE Superstar themes
I'm digging this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDDFtoyQD0U&list=PLfuOR8Oz4orlq0kfLyz_2h7o_qPvwv8H6
Videogames: Slender The Arrival (I'm so chicken shit to-HA! I finally finished it. 10/10 Would shit my pants again!), Skyrim(modded), Mirror's Edge (baller as all fuck!), The Path, The Dream Machine (Shit, I think this game is now finished. I need to play it more), Among The Sleep (I now have this. I'll soon have to play it) I used to play quite a bit of Street Fighter 4 on XBox before I moved on to PC gaming. Fallout 4... but sometimes I think modded Skyrim is still way better.
The six things I could never do without
I could do without a lot of things.
1. solitude
2. Free time
3. ...Shit, I forgot one
4. A good pair of camo pants
5. Dialectical analysis
6. Honesty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do next and where I'm going next. Mo fugggin' pro-wrestling and how it could be better. Why not just be weird? What it might be like to be a completely different person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now? I'm probably gearing up for future homework or just doing shit at home, cuddling with my roommate's cats. Playing with makeup, playing videogames, lurking on social media and this site... which I suspect isn't entirely good for one's health. All in all, I've become much more homebodied in the last few years. I'm still open to meeting new people though. Likely partying naked around good company.

An anarchist, a communist, and a feminist are in a car. Who's driving??? A cop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a feminist and a leftist. Not a liberal, a leftist. If I were a brutal dictator, my hypothetical gulag would be reserved for MRAs, reactionaries, and "egalitarians".

My attraction to people is fairly fluid, so I kinda feel like that whole "straight" thing up there is misleading. If I grow to like someone, anyone really, I can be fairly suggestive to more intimate activities but I have no idea what that even is. I've had crushes on all different types of people, so eh... take that as you will. And I'm in a constant transitional phase, especially as of late and finally doing some things about my terrible depression. So for now, I personally do not feel ready for a long term commitment or if I ever will to be honest. But seriously... getting a drink like coffee or something or hell, chatting on here is all good.

I'm also disinclined to surrendering any fashion accessory to MRAs. This includes any variation of fedora or hat.
You should message me if
If you want to. Also... bare with me. I get these messages that I get "likes" Well to Hell with that. If you want to let me know, just send me a friendly message including something about what you read in my profile. I find this as insurance against OKC's hustle. And of course it would flatter and excite me very much. HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Keep in mind, I actually read people's profiles and if I found you interesting, I def went through your questions. If I visited you, there's a 90% chance I've read through your profile. Yes, my interest in others is at least THAT sincere.
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