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23 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 27, 2014
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I had to choose one word to describe myself it would be outgoing, rugged, and mysterious. You're probably thinking "that is more than one word," well I don't play by the rules. That's right ladies, I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.

Originally from Massachusetts, I've "gone west young manned" it all the way to the Bay Area . My hobbies include respecting women, music , hiking, rock climbing, reading, scrabble, and going out with friends. I always enjoy doing new things, especially if they involve music, art, or being outdoors.

The reason that I'm making this account is that I recently got out of prison and am looking to get back in the dating game (wow bad joke). Just kidding, the real reason is that I am trying to recruit participants in a pyramid scheme and OKC seemed like a good place to start.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on boats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Imagining what my life would be like with the stranger sitting across from me on the train... then ultimately determining that our relationship will not work out.

Also playing guitar, and singing a little.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tremendous breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kitchen Confidential (Anthony Bourdain)
Ender's Game (Orson Scott Card)
Haroun and the Sea of Stories (Salman Rushdie)
The Baron in the Trees (Italo Calvino)
Anything by Vonnegut or Bill Bryson
Most recent read is The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop, Lewis Buzbee

Wes Anderson!
Documentaries are good - also older films.

Arrested Development
Dr. Who

Bob Dylan, The Head and the Heart, Lumineers, John Mayer, Beirut, Of Monsters and Men, Black Keys, Vampire Weekend, Windoview, Bright Eyes, Bruce Springsteen

Judge John Hodgman

I will try just about anything - especially if it is wine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, books, friends, the great outdoors, family, lists comprised of 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I sometimes think about how weird some foods are, like milk. At some point some guy was like "I should squeeze that cows underside," and I'm going to put whatever comes out on cereal, or freeze-it (ice cream), or ferment it and we can call that cheese, and then we can put it on crackers while we drink the these crushed grapes that I've had lying around for a few months.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies greatly, some nights I stay in and read or watch a movie, other nights I will go out with friends to dinner or a show, and sometimes I party... ladies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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At this very moment, I am not wearing pants.
You should message me if
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If you want my credit card information and my social security number!