If I had to choose one word to describe myself it would be
outgoing, rugged, and mysterious. You're probably thinking "that is
more than one word," well I don't play by the rules. That's right
ladies, I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
Originally from Massachusetts, I've "gone west young manned" it all
the way to the Bay Area . My hobbies include respecting women,
music , hiking, rock climbing, reading, scrabble, and going out
with friends. I always enjoy doing new things, especially if they
involve music, art, or being outdoors.
The reason that I'm making this account is that I recently got out
of prison and am looking to get back in the dating game (wow bad
joke). Just kidding, the real reason is that I am trying to recruit
participants in a pyramid scheme and OKC seemed like a good place
What I’m doing with my life
I work on boats.
I’m really good at
Imagining what my life would be like with the stranger sitting
across from me on the train... then ultimately determining that our
relationship will not work out.
Also playing guitar, and singing a little.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my tremendous breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kitchen Confidential (Anthony Bourdain)
Ender's Game (Orson Scott Card)
Haroun and the Sea of Stories (Salman Rushdie)
The Baron in the Trees (Italo Calvino)
Anything by Vonnegut or Bill Bryson
Most recent read is The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop, Lewis Buzbee
Documentaries are good - also older films.
Bob Dylan, The Head and the Heart, Lumineers, John Mayer, Beirut,
Of Monsters and Men, Black Keys, Vampire Weekend, Windoview, Bright
Eyes, Bruce Springsteen
Judge John Hodgman
I will try just about anything - especially if it is wine.
The six things I could never do without
Music, books, friends, the great outdoors, family, lists comprised
of 5 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I sometimes think about how weird some foods are, like milk. At
some point some guy was like "I should squeeze that cows
underside," and I'm going to put whatever comes out on cereal, or
freeze-it (ice cream), or ferment it and we can call that cheese,
and then we can put it on crackers while we drink the these crushed
grapes that I've had lying around for a few months.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies greatly, some nights I stay in and read or watch a movie,
other nights I will go out with friends to dinner or a show, and
sometimes I party... ladies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At this very moment, I am not wearing pants.
You should message me if
If you want my credit card information and my social security