Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I'm lazy as fuck. This
space is where I'll express myself as soon as I'm a shallow enough
person to sum up every facet of my personality within a paragraph..
If you'd like to know more about me, I'll think about it but
probably... tough shit. [This is the default essay OkCupid fills in
for new users who haven't written about themselves yet and people
who don't have the motivation to write an essay after finishing
high school.]
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I am sweet, compassionate, and lying
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Ethnicity Native American, White
Height
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes No
Drinks Rarely
Drugs Never
Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign Scorpio but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from high school
Job Rather Not Say
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages English (Fluently)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Not enough. I'm a student or something. Taking nothing in
particular and no real desire to graduate.
I'm really good at
Too much. I've got more than a few talents.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My stunning, unavoidable and irresistable good looks. Past that,
they notice a bunch of fire, or that I'm obnoxiously loud.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Essays and documentaries are boring but if a novel doesn't tackle
the human psyche or existential questions it just can't suck me in.
Movies I'm much less picky about. I like edible food and loud
music. I play videogames often, too.
The six things I could never do without
liek my cellphone and mp3 player and Lost/The OC/Yougetit and my
friends and mah family luv u guys 2 pieces.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, violence. Sometimes combining the two to solve all my
problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing whatever I want to be doing.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
8".
You should message me if
...Well, you probably shouldn't. But who am I to tell you what you
should and shouldn't be doing?
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