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Jouledax

27 / M / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education / Academia
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Irish (Poorly)

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I am cunning, debonair, and abstract.

My Self-Summary

Updated: 10/6/09

I've lived in Los Angeles for the last 8 years or so. I have a small apartment all to myself. It serves as a place to sleep, and that it does well. To be honest, that's about all it does well.

I used to commute to work on my long board. There was a tragic accident on the way to work one morning, and by accident I mean I ate it hard. Now I just walk to work. Sometimes I even take the bus.

I probably spend too much time on computers between work and home. It happens when you work IT.

I consider myself a liberal thinker. I like new ideas and different ways of looking at problems.

I need a new photo. Maybe Halloween.

I now use the following process to determine how my day is going:
1) Was there recently a zombie virus outbreak? If yes then it's a bad day, else continue.
2) Are there large space ships in the sky or aliens forcing me to take them to my leader? If yes then it's a bad day, else continue.
3) It's a good day.

See, it could always be worse.

What I’m doing with my life

"Check check."

I do advanced audiovisual and multimedia services for the conference center and other venues at USC. Some days it can be fun, some days just drag on; it just depends on the types of events we have booked that day.

The rest I'm still trying to figure out.

I’m really good at

I'm good with computers and electronics. I've been told I'm really good at carving pumpkins, but see for yourself in my photos.

The first things people usually notice about me

9 times out of 10, I'm wearing a jacket.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The last books I read were from the Ender's Game series -- pretty damn good. Fight Club is a favorite too. Just about anything by Crichton is worth reading.

I don't even know where to start with movies. I've seen so many that I liked so I'll hit the ones I've seen recently. WALL-E, Fight Club, The Fountain, Star Wars (IV-VI)... Labyrinth?

Nothing beats the 80's for music, but I enjoy most. A lot of what I prefer is entirely dependent on what I'm doing and my mood. Sting is ALWAYS acceptable.

I remember when 1 in 10 people said they actually liked sushi. I was that 1. Now everyone "loves" sushi. I still like it, regardless of how trendy it's become to say so. All is good as long as you can admit that cake > pie. I'm not saying pie is bad, just that cake is vastly superior. If you disagree there may be a brawl.

I think favorite quotes should be in here, so I'm adding it:
"There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring."
"All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain."
"If you build a better mouse trap, the terrorists will build a better mouse."
"We live at a very interesting time, namely the only time in which we can empirically verify that we live in a very interesting time."

Editors

The six things I could never do without

1) Sleep -- I can get grumpy after about 36 hours without sleep
2) The Internet -- Duh!
3) Hulu -- because the cable company is... lacking
4) Puzzles / games -- keeps the brain young
5) My imagination -- like brass in my pocket?
6) The number 13 -- and the letter C; "C" is for cookie and that's good enough for me!
7) This video -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
8) Rules attempting to limit what I can do -- after all, I can't break a rule if it doesn't exist

I spend a lot of time thinking about

... reality. What is really real? What does "real" mean? Do we physically exist or are we all part of a shared consciousness creating the Universe? Does it matter? There's so much debate about what happens after we die, nobody bothers to ask what we are before we're born. If the Earth isn’t flat, and centrifugal force doesn’t exist, why do we blindly cling to antiquated models of physics that are poorly taped together with so many exceptions that they can't possibly be right? Whether or not a mathematical zero actually represents a state of somethingness, and yes, I know that's not a real word.

That's the basics. It doesn't constantly stream through my head like that, just every once in a while.

Hey, you wanted to know...

On a typical Friday night I am

Finishing up work and then most likely drinking. Assuming I'm not working Saturday as well, I'm probably out in Hollywood, maybe playing cards with the guys.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a rough strategy plan in the event of a zombie outbreak.

You should message me if

You should message me if you read my profile. You should message me if you looked at my pics. Frankly, you should message me if you're taking the time to read this. You could have typed out two solid sentences by now. Let's face it, the worst thing that could happen is that I write back and you have to spend a few more minutes on another couple sentences. Would that be so bad?

Winks are flattering, but unless you're someone I could potentially consider "the girl of my dreams" I probably won't respond.

I'm always looking for new places to eat and get drinks, so if you want to share your favorite spot then fire away.

I'm taking suggestions for pumpkin designs this year, so throw your ideas at me. No promises though.