Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that going to watch a show entitled 'Competitive Erotic
Fan Fiction' doesn't seem like a terrible idea.
You think that 'The Settlers of Catan' is a horrible board game and
want to discuss how much you hate it, while indulging in superior
pastimes of the genre.
You would not describe yourself as "scabby".
You are career-focused, but are still intrigued at the notion of
creating a (small) army of awesome, brilliant rugrats.
I place a very high premium on clear, unambiguous communication. If
you are flaky or think it's fun to send mixed signals, please stay
as far away from me as humanly possible.
If you have cultivated a voiceless alveolar affricate into your
speech patterns, or are a loud chewer, we are NOT going to get
along and I'm dead serious.