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JoyceIsKing

35 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Multifaceted (yet currently somewhat one-dimensional) and well-read ex-slacker seeks warm body and brains for algorithmic exercises disguised as board games, lets-see-who-can-eat-more-sushi contests, and philosophical pillow talk.

Let's go rock climbing.

Actually let's not; that sounds horrible!!
What I’m doing with my life
After slinging coffee for the better part of a decade and a half, I decided that - although the barista life is quite glamorous indeed - perhaps there was more to life than pouring rosettas and choking back bile (figuratively due to be-poloed dumdums and literally due to my body's increasing rejection of awful and ubiquitous Macrina pastries).

So now I'm studying Computer Science at UW with four quarters left to go.

What comes after that? Here's a partial sampling of my post-graduation bucket list; ahem:
(1) Relentlessly smack every middle-school administrator in the country until we get discrete math into our junior high school curricula.
(2) Write a bunch of nonsensical pornography in Latin and anonymously mail it to my professors (a sample: Ea pastillum sub testiculos coniugis posuit et tabulam suarum mammarum ad cattum per telecopiam misit.)
(3) Determine whether the board game 'Ora et Labora' is solvable (NOTE: I am probably not smart enough to actually accomplish this)
(4) Learn how to make sushi for myself and my friends so that I am not broke all the time from eating at sushi restaurants every single night and also so that I will be even more popular than I already am.
(5) Go as long as possible without ever finding out what 'twerking' means.
(6) Read 'The Trial' (I've started it 6 times now but something always comes up and I have to start over)
(7) OK seriously? Aggressively expand Computer Science programs in Washington state - targeting high schools and community colleges in particular.
(8) Eat an entire red velvet cake in one sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my voice. People frequently ask if I've done radio work (yes - and was even in a video game!). Also - despite what the studies say - I can often make a "bad shirt" look like a "good shirt".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This seems like a great sixth date conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how to finagle a seance so that I could talk to Wasily Kandinsky for like five minutes. Also, how relationship paradigms are (finally) making some much-needed shifts in society.

Mostly the Kandinsky thing, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I stand in front of my bathroom mirror and pretend I'm Keith Emerson.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for something breezy and fun, but not necessarily without an eye toward the future.

You think that going to watch a show entitled 'Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction' doesn't seem like a terrible idea.

You think that 'The Settlers of Catan' is a horrible board game and want to discuss how much you hate it.

You would not describe yourself as "scabby".