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Most recent. My face isn't really this long though. I don't know what's going on here.

This was my Christian rock band. (not really) Please ignore my horrible pants-to-shoe ratio.

Shortly after my 'Uncle Fester' Halloween. Date me long enough and you can see the family portrait!

My buddy and I dressed as Soundwave and Starscream for a sketch comedy show. I'm on the right (obviously).

Hopefully you're ok with hairy arms because holy shit I've got them. I don't own that microwave anymore FYI.

One-armed cocktail contest for a friend's book release party. I'm on the right.

Do you have any idea how hard it was to get this picture? No. No, you don't.

Everyone loves Gaycop and the singing bears!