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36 M Seattle, WA

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You guys are all such heartbreakers.

This was my Christian rock band. (not really) Please ignore my horrible pants-to-shoe ratio.

Don't be intimidated! I don't always look this good!

Shortly after my 'Uncle Fester' Halloween. Date me long enough and you can see the family portrait!

My buddy and I dressed as Soundwave and Starscream for a sketch comedy show. I'm on the right (obviously).

Hopefully you're ok with hairy arms because holy shit I've got them. I don't own that microwave anymore FYI.

One-armed cocktail contest for a friend's book release party. I'm on the right.

Everyone loves Gaycop and the singing bears!