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I
get so sad sometimes cuz thinkgs are missing inmy relationship with my
husband. thing we both know about. But nothing we can do. Because of
his wheelchair he can't reach out and touch me. He can't abuse me in
the way i desire in bdsm. We agree to try seeking at third. An orally
bisexual for him and a dom for me. But they all say the are interested
then take off. Problably all liars that aren't really bisexual at all.
I'm so sick of having my hopes set up the knocked down. I'm sick of
liars. I'm sick of non-bisexual fakers. All I want is someone to sit by
me on the couch and touch me some times smacking me. Some one to scare
me at times when i'm a naught little girl but make me feel like a
beloved child sometimes. I doubt i'll ever find the one for both of us.
I'm in tears now sick of the stupid game.right now all i seek is a
touch.

I get tons of people interested in my ad. You probably figure most are idiots. Oh How true. All we want is a single bisexual Dom/domme That lives in dfw that can look past our disability. Plan and simple yet 90 f the people that respond aren't and they are idiots.
Tons of people just want to be with me not hubby. They LET will him suck them. Oh man what an honor of then to allow him to suck them. OH PLEASE! Some that have came over suck him a whole 2 seconds and that's it. We want someone that if fair in a threesome. All three give to both the others. It's fair! I mean my hubby should get something for letting guys fuck me. We want someone that is turely orally bisexual. People that have day dreamed about giving same sex oral. Who have tried it. Who KNOW they enjoy it.
Then there are people who aren't really in to bdsm. I always ask them what bdsm means. Many don't know. I ask "are you into bdsm". "yes" "ok what does bdsm stands for?" "I don't know?" "Ok so youre into something but you don't know what it is? What idiots? My favorite answer was it stood for "torture and shit". That answer scared me. Most think it's just bondage and spanking or just controlling someone. Few can name all six parts b/d d/s s/m.
Then there are people who are pretty much perfect but they refuse to fill out the form. I mean it help save wasting time. I get to know all the main things. If there is a reason it won't work I usually will know there. No talking for month and then find out they are allergic to cats. It also shows how serious a person is about meeting. I mean these people want spend lots of time with us, lots of time traveling to us, and they want to fuck us. Yet they cant spend 30 minutes to fill out the form. Too fucking lazy or conceited on. These people dont have time to fill out a form or are too lazy, I know they wont find time to be with us or just to lazy for us. Or else they are too stupid to fill it out. Directions are right there on the page.

Then there are Doms that arent doms but arrogant assholes. They try to Dom me from minute one. And they are just full of them selves.

Then I get subs wanting to find a mistress. Damn look at my name. Look at the first thing my page says. IM LOOKING FOR A BISEXUAL DOM.

Then there are people who cant, wont or dont read my page. Most of the people who respond have not even read any of what Im looking for. Much less all of it thoroughly. They dont know we are disabled or they that dont read that Im a brat not a sub.

There are the married people who want to cheat on their spouse. We dont condone cheating. Enough said.

Then there are the liars. The one that tell you anything you want then to say just to get in your pants. Its usually so obvious that arent bi or into bdsm but will say they are. You know they have no clue about bdsm.

Then there are one that want me to "teach" them bdsm. I'm not a teacher. Subs don't teach Subs. If you want to learn bdsm get off your lazy ass and go read about it.


Then there are the kids age 21 to say 25. They have not lived sexually and don't really know what they like and don't like. They haven't had much time to get experience in bdsm and bisexuality.Why would a 21 year old want a long term relationship with a disabled couple over 35. They will never stay around long.



The scammers. Ok I never ran into one until the other day. He lives far away. He used lines like .i wonna be with u for the rest of my life, can we get it started? and how about the deal i guess?, i could be in ur place any moment from now, u know what? i think i told u im not in the states right now, but i can leave here becuz of u, but i need to hear the details, Isn't it a DEAL?, i call it DEAL He said hope you and you friend are doing well Now we have not really talked. He lies and tries to say what I want to here. But he wants me to send 400 dollar so he can fly down here. How fucking stupid does he think I am? I would pay for anyone to come here much less someone I dont even know. I told him Id send the money. LOL scams on him.

Then there are the people who live too far away anything over 35 miles is too far. We get people who say they have the money to travel. Please people who will pay that much and time for sex is just too desperate. We get people from UK, Middle East, all over the world. The Middle Eastern just wont take no for an answer.

There are the babies you get mad when I say no. My most hated most received comment your loss. What an immature comment. Just today a guy though a temper tantrum cuz I said no. He put messages on all my blogs. I hate immature sore losers. Thats why I prefer older men.

There are the one that fill out the form talk a day or too seem interested then disappear.

There are the people that Ive never talked too before Iming me they want to come over that night. Please I dont want to be murdered thanks. The ones that say Im in town I dont care. Bye. Geez.

There are the people who just want a fuck that all. We want a long-term friendship. Mot quickie on time fucks.

Lastly there are the people who contact me saying Im horny I say good go fuck yourself. People who want cyber or web cam sex. I only want the real thing. These assume Im a nympho cuz of my ad. Im not. Or how about the ones that just say call me at whatever number.

Then again there are the plain idiots. Enough said.

Weve met about 11 people so far. All those fit the first category. Not really bisexual they may suck him 2 seconds that all. They lied to get to me. One guy Im still kind of seeing (not sure for very long) Has said after meeting that he just want to play with me not hubby and nothing for him. I figured why not. As long as I dont have to give to him hubby and I dont lose anything. But he has this thing about saying Im coming over tomorrow. What? No Invite? No advance warning? Im a planner so Hes really getting on my nerves.
So I hope we can meet someone real. Ill point all idiots and real hopefuls here so either they will get the message or realize they can be what we are looking for.

Married DFW couple seeks single orally bisexual male Dom into BDSM and spanking

WARNING OPEN MINED ADULTS OVER 21 INTO BDSM, SPANKING AND BISEXUALITY ONLY.
Short adMarried couple seeks single truly orally bisexual male Dom experienced in BDSM and
spanking in the DFW area. Must be white between ages 30 and 50. We desire someone who experience sexual attraction toward and responsiveness to both males and females. Someone who likes to give and receive to males and female equally sexually. Must be truly, orally bisexual. Must be willing and ENJOY giving male fair, equal, oral exchange. This means willing and enjoys giving oral to man as well as receive. Must be seriously into BDSM as a Dom and not just someone wanting to try it. Female seeks BDSM play, oral and anal sex. No vaginal sex (unless you've had a vasectomy) because we are trying to get pregnant. However she is not a true slave or sub. She is more of a brat/sub. She does not obey every command instantly. She may fight it. She is looking for BDSM play not a real lifestyle. Male is not into BDSM but desires oral exchange with man. NO MARRIED MEN UNLESS BOTH PARTIES PARTICIPATE. Domme Woman may apply but more interested in men. NO quickie one-time meeting. NO WE CANNOT MEET TODAY or tomorrow or the next. We want a long-term friendship and to really get to know you before meeting. We want someone who wants to be a friend first and foremost, Not just a f*ck. We want someone open minded enough to look past our physical disability. Someone willing to fill out a get to know you form. I have to be a dominating Bitch online at first to make sure you’re for real and to weed out the non-serious idiots that do not fit this but try to get with us anyway. So if you can't handle that or don't fit what this says don't bother. I'm not like that all the time. I'm actually more submissive than I want to be considering I'm a brat not a sub. If you’re the type to criticize spelling, grammar, and typing don’t bother either. IM me at Spankmeinfw2000 on Yahoo! messager or buttercreamkises on AIM.
Go here http://hometown.aol.com/spankmeinfw/myhomepage/profile.html and read the page Thoroughly and fill out the form if you’re TRULY REALLY interested.




Ok if you are still interested Read on.
Long ad
Married couple looking for single male or married couple in the Dallas Fort Worth area (Preferably FW) to play with. Ages 30-55. Must be Orally bisexual Must be into and experienced bdsm or D/s in a mix way of play and seriousness as a dom. Must be into spanking for play and slight discipline. Male desireplay with a truely orally bisexual.Must be willing to give male fair, equal, oral Exchange. This means willing and enjoys giving oral to man as well as recieve. Female likes to be spanked and DOMed. Looking for long-term fun. No quick meeting. Must get to know each other first. I am the Female born in 1970. My husband (born in 1961), and I have been married since 1993. We are both white. We live in Fort Worth, Texas. Have no children yet, but are tying. I guess the first and most important thing you should know is that we are disabled. We both have Cerebral Palsy. My Hubby is in a wheelchair and cannot walk at all but can do a lot by himself. I can walk pretty well but I have a slight speech problem. People can understand me most of the time. We are both a little overweight (around 200 lbs.), and about 5"1', but still fairly attractive. MY bra size is 40dd or 44d. Hubby’s' penis size is an average 6 in. He graduated from the college with a Bachelors of Arts in Sociology and is a work at home agent doing technical support on computers. I recently graduated junior college with an Associates of Arts. I am not working now but sometime in the future I might start looking for a job with computers or children. We are trying for our first child. We both consider ourselves BI-curious, Wanting to experiment playing with the same sex but still prefer opposite sex. I am not quite a sub but more of a brat. Will play sub. I have a tendency to try to top from the bottom. Can switch but inexperienced. But would rather which with someone more of a Dom than sub. Hubby is not dom or sub but he does try to play the role as dom and spanks me when I ask. We both like to give and receive Oral sex from the same sex but not too experienced. Love giving oral to opposite sex. We like to shave our genitals but don't keep them shaved most of the time. We both prefer others to have Shaved genitals but if not that's fine. We are social drinkers, only on weekends. We do not smoke cigarettes and a not big fan of those that do but that is not an instant dismissal of application. We do smoke marijuana about as often as we drink but not quite. If you don't, we will not around you. We try to always practice safe sex (condoms). We are disease free and are tested regularly. In our spare time we enjoy playing board games, "get to know each other" type games, watching movies, watching TV (GH, lost, Reality TV, Desperate housewives Etc.], Sports[football, Baseball.], going out to eat (all kinds of foods), and listen to music (Country, rock, 70's).
Well, if that information still kept your attention, I'll tell you what we are looking for as far as sex goes. Well we are looking for a friend first and formost then sexual and bdsm play. NOT JUSTSEX. We are looking for a white single from the local area between the ages of 30-50. I like to be spanked and DOMed that must be part of our experience together. In sex, we are looking for someone who would want to be with both of us, not just me (or him in some cases). We are really looking for someone who is Bisexual or at least truly Bi-curious. The male/male contact should include touching, and oral sex, but NO kissing or anal sex. With me anything goes except vaginal intercourse because we are currently trying to have a baby. Anal sex using a condom with me(the female )is Fine We would like an experienced spanker and Dom type. At least one of us enjoys or are interested in trying age play, algolagnia (love of pain), asphyxiaphilia (breath play), auto erotica (masturbation), BDSM, blindfolds, bondage, breast torture, bruising, candle wax, chains, Chinese balls, collar and lead, corner time as discipline, cupping (suction of the skin), dacryphilia (arousal from tears), depilation (shaving), discipline, dildos, domination, D/s, Dom SUB, Electrotorture (EMS TENS units), feathers, fisting, handcuffs/shackles, hair pulling, masks, masochism, nipples, oral fixation, paddling/spanking, play rape, Play School, play house, power exchange, the rack, religious (nunplay, priestplay), roleplaying, sadism, scent, slave/master, tongue fetish, "toys", vibrators, voyeurism, whips.
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If we sound interesting and fun to you and you think you meet our desires, please fill out our form BELOW and send it To JEstes7558@charter.net. Attach a pic if you have one.

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