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24 Brooklyn, NY Other, Woman

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  • Ages 22-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Queer, Pansexual
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
English, Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Mondo beer nerd. Food enthusiast. Cocktail dork. Spambot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Selling fancy cider to fancy people who work in fancy restaurants and cocktail bars and shops.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
smiling at inappropriate times.
Having the wide range and vast depth of knowledges that only an obsessive former library clerk turned art student turned fine dining worker turned cider salesperson can have.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Full of strange information.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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David Markson, Borges, Anne Carson, Lydia Davis, Joyce, If On a Winter's Night a Traveller, Sappho, Alberto Manguel, Eileen Myles, Wayne Koestenbaum, Proust, Helene Cixous, Joe Brainard, Georges Perec.

Food and booze-related: Oxford companions to Beer/Wine/Food, MFK Fisher, The Drunken Botanist, Prune cookbook, And a Bottle of Rum, The Brewmaster's Table, The Big Oyster, Liquid Intelligence.

Cabinet, Lucky Peach, This Land

Death Proof, The Red Shoes (anything Powell & Pressburger), Kurosawa's Dreams, Raider's of the Lost Ark, Rules of the Game, Suspiria, Ugetsu, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Etaix's Yoyo, Yojimbo, Tampopo, Ratatouille.

30 Rock, The Mind of a Chef, Bob's Burgers, Warehouse 13, Poirot, Bletchley Circle, Broad City, WWE, Korean dramas, weird old anime.

Laraaji, Victor Jara, Animal Collective, Mahmoud Ahmed, John Fahey, top 40, lucky dragons, hun-huur-tu, Opera, Terry Riley, Emahoy Tsegue-Maryam Guebrou, St. Vincent, Ducktails, Ecstatic Sunshine, Miley, the Carter Family and all old-time American music I can get my hands on, Zydeco

Mushrooms, cucumber-brine oysters, eggs, omurice, charcuterie, cheese, Papa Johns, figs, anything that tastes good with dry sherry, anything that tastes good with Spanish cider or any good cider, fresh tomatoes, really good bread with really good butter with really nice salt, My uncle's pulled pork sandwiches, fancy canned seafood, Chartreuse, pet nat, Oolong.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blender. Spontaneous fermentation. Tiki cocktails. The suspicion that I own more books than I really need but in spite of that can't bear to part with more than a few of them. Eggs. Proper glassware.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

If I can find a perfume that allows me to smell like tomato leaves.

One day having an all-yellow wardrobe.

WWE wrestling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking fancy beverages
You should message me if
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You know some good spots for morel hunting.

You know what amaro is and you want to get nerdy about booze of all kinds.