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My self-summary
loser/ spambot/ charlatan
At worst, I'm annoyingly enthusiastic.
Classy/ abject
What I’m doing with my life
Selling fancy cider to fancy people who work in fancy restaurants and cocktail bars and shops.
I’m really good at
smiling at inappropriate times.
Having the wide range and vast depth of knowledges that only an obsessive former library clerk turned art student turned fine dining worker turned cider salesperson can have.
Keeping my living room clean and my room a shit show.
The first things people usually notice about me
Full of strange information.
I know more about beer than you do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Markson, Borges, Anne Carson, Lydia Davis, Joyce, If On a Winter's Night a Traveller, Sappho, Alberto Manguel, Eileen Myles, Wayne Koestenbaum, Proust, Helene Cixous, Joe Brainard, Georges Perec.

Food and booze-related: Oxford companions to Beer/Wine/Food, MFK Fisher, The Drunken Botanist, Prune cookbook, And a Bottle of Rum, The Brewmaster's Table, The Big Oyster, Liquid Intelligence.

Cabinet, Lucky Peach, This Land

Death Proof, The Red Shoes (anything Powell & Pressburger), Kurosawa's Dreams, Raider's of the Lost Ark, Rules of the Game, Suspiria, Ugetsu, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Etaix's Yoyo, Yojimbo, Tampopo, Ratatouille.

30 Rock, The Mind of a Chef, Bob's Burgers, Warehouse 13, Poirot, Bletchley Circle, Broad City, WWE, Korean dramas, weird old anime (gegege no kitaro) and weird food-related anime (drops of god, yakitate!! Japan, Moyashimon).

Laraaji, Henry Flynt, Victor Jara, Animal Collective, Mahmoud Ahmed, John Fahey, Opera, Terry Riley, Emahoy Tsegue-Maryam Guebrou, St. Vincent, Ducktails, Sunn O))), Ecstatic Sunshine, Miley, the Carter Family and all old-time American music I can get my hands on, Zydeco

Lately a lot of R. Stevie Moore, Cibo Matto, Harmonia, Woo, Pere Ubu, Clinic, & Deux Filles.
The six things I could never do without
Blender. Spontaneous fermentation. Eggs. Proper glassware.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Apples and their "extreme heterozygosity."

If I can find a perfume that allows me to smell like tomato leaves.

One day having an all-yellow wardrobe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking fancy beverages
You should message me if
You know some good spots for morel hunting.

You like people who talk a lot and love a lot of things.

You know what amaro is and you want to get nerdy about booze of all kinds.

You're an argumentative, queerish, pinky out, chartreuse-sipping, tamale-eating, always curious food and drink obsessive who likes to read too.

You're an avid learner and while your hours away getting lost in wikipedia tunnels and archive databases; Spotify and youtube; and books and books and books.