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Jpeag

24 Brooklyn, NY Other, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:14am
Orientation
Queer, Pansexual
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Seeing Someone
Speaks
English, Ancient Greek (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_C7VSbwvc

Mondo beer nerd. Food enthusiast. Cocktail dork. Spambot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making paintings, reading experimental fiction, watching a lot of stand up videos, listening to lots, eating sandwiches, writing about beer/other beverages, no longer working in fine dining, getting over my hangover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
smiling at inappropriate times.
writing cover letters.
ebay.
Having the wide range and vast depth of knowledges that only an obsessive former library clerk turned art student turned fine dining worker turned job vagrant can have.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Full of strange information.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS:
David Markson, Borges, Anne Carson, Lydia Davis, Joyce, If On a Winter's Night a Traveller, Sappho, Alberto Manguel, Eileen Myles, Wayne Koestenbaum, Proust, Helene Cixous, Joe Brainard, Georges Perec.

Food and booze-related: Oxford companions to Beer/Wine/Food, MFK Fisher, The Drunken Botanist, Prune cookbook, And a Bottle of Rum, The Brewmaster's Table, The Big Oyster, Liquid Intelligence.

MAGAZINES:
Cabinet, Lucky Peach, This Land

MOVIES:
Death Proof, The Red Shoes (anything Powell & Pressburger), Kurosawa's Dreams, Raider's of the Lost Ark, Rules of the Game, Suspiria, Ugetsu, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Etaix's Yoyo, Yojimbo, Tampopo, Ratatouille.

TV:
30 Rock, The Mind of a Chef, Bob's Burgers, Warehouse 13, Poirot, Bletchley Circle, Broad City, WWE, Korean dramas, weird old anime.

MUSIC:
Laraaji, Victor Jara, Animal Collective, Mahmoud Ahmed, John Fahey, top 40, lucky dragons, hun-huur-tu, Opera, Terry Riley, Emahoy Tsegue-Maryam Guebrou, St. Vincent, Ducktails, Ecstatic Sunshine, Miley, the Carter Family and all old-time American music I can get my hands on, Zydeco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at37zb6Oixc&index=6&list=PLy3Rzik5sHLnQJN2uTbArMZd9xKlcGdwb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47vqy5mIWIU

http://youtu.be/u4V-h1A-ICE

FOOD:
Mushrooms, cucumber-brine oysters, eggs, omurice, charcuterie, cheese, Papa Johns, figs, anything that tastes good with dry sherry, anything that tastes good with Spanish cider, fresh tomatoes, really good bread with really good butter with really nice salt, My uncle's pulled pork sandwiches, fancy canned seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blender. Lactobacillus. Tiki cocktails. The suspicion that I own more books than I really need but in spite of that can't bear to part with more than a few of them. Eggs. Proper glassware.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I can find a perfume that allows me to smell like tomato leaves.

One day having an all-yellow wardrobe.

WWE wrestling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking fancy beverages
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know some good spots for morel hunting.

You know what amaro is and you want to get nerdy about booze of all kinds.

You're as intense and curious as this profile seems.