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26 M Traverse City, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:58pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, I'm trying to make it through life. I try to be open minded about almost everything I encounter. I'm probably too honest for my own good, and I'm not easily offended. I'm definitely an introvert, and I prefer to live on the internet when possible. I guess I'm a little weird and I enjoy making people happy. I'm definitely a Virgo, and definitely an ISTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking it one day at a time. Always unplanned.
You know, DOIN' IT LIVE!! FUCK IT!
I’m really good at
Being meticulous, organized, that kinda stuff.

Riding my bike around town I guess.

The English language. I do my best anyway.
Drunk, off my rocker, whatever. My grammar is going to be near-perfect, damnit.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, if I'm not hiding out in my apartment, I'm probably riding around town on my bike.

I've been known to wear pajama pants outside and to the store n' shit. What?! You know what, they're comfortable. I'm not here to impress the world. You should try it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Texture is a huge deal for me when it comes to food. I can't live without a good sandwich or burger every once in a while. I love fresh fruit. I'm like 27 now and I still love goldfish crackers. Freakin' delicious. Oh and mushrooms. Especially on pizza. Mmm mmm!

I'll also usually enjoy anything sweet. I don't like the taste of coffee. Oh, and I can't fuckin' stand soy sauce or olives. Gross.

I love love LOVE music, but I've found that talking about it with others is often divisive and bitter, so I prefer to keep my interests to myself. People love to judge me for listening to rap.

Some of my favorites:
Theory of a Deadman, Shinedown, Dr. Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent, The Game, T.I., Fort Minor, Ice Cube, Linkin Park, Justin Timberlake, Disturbed, Infected Mushroom, and a little other heavily snyth-laden Dubstep.

As for the internet, I enjoy Reddit, 4chan, QC, and Oglaf.
I'm currently watching tons of episodes of Cops, Hell's Kitchen and Chopped.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Girls
2.) Access to the internet
3.) Peace of mind.
4.) A quiet, private place I can return to.
5.) Someone I can truly trust.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Internet memes.
Evolutionary biology, cosmology, existence, and how tiny we are in the grand scheme of things.
I love learning new words and expanding my vocabulary.
Math, efficiency, order. (Edge of your seat shit, right?)
How and if the modern world will end in my lifetime.
Gender, sexuality, and of course, orgasm.

Oh and music, of course. It gets me through the day. Every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching something on Netflix. More than likely listening to Pandora. If I'm feeling confident, I could be Banshee'ing fools in SC2, healing you in TF2 or getting headshot in CS:S.

I'm not a big fan of the night life or whatever. Drunken-ass strangers annoy me. I'd rather take my dog for a quiet half-drunken walk at midnight than go out to a bar. Yep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't "get out" as much as I probably should. Whatever.
I played WoW for a long time. Past tense.
I probably drink too much soda.
I probably indulge too much in general. Fuck it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you live in TC and don't take life too seriously.