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26 M Traverse City, MI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well, apparently I'm a pretty weird guy. You know, one of those "you-only-live-once" types. I dunno. Maybe not. You decide.

I'm pretty damn skeptical about everything I encounter, but I always keep an open mind. I'm probably too honest for my own good, and it's pretty damn hard to offend me.

I'm definitely an introvert, and I prefer to live on the internet when possible. My sign is Virgo, and my Myers-Briggs personality type is definitely ISTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well. I'm living with my girl in downtown TC. You know, makin' that rent payment every month, trying to stay positive.

For starters, I like to take it one day at a time. Preferably unplanned.
I'm usually DOIN' IT LIVE!!

I'll be honest. My life is kind of a mess right now, but it could EASILY be worse. I appreciate what I have. I'm only one guy, but I try to help other people as often as I can. It certainly could be worse.

I appreciate structure in life, but spontaneity is so damn exciting to me. I love change. I find it refreshing. It's hard for me to stay on one path for too long. As far as I know, I'm only gonna live once. I'm gonna enjoy it while I can, damnit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being shameless and up-front.

Being meticulous, organized, that kinda thing. You know, keeping the apartment clean.

I take pride in my ability to downhill ski, swim, and riding my bike long distances. I fuckin' LOVE mountain-biking. Especially on hilly nature trails when possible. Ugh. There's nothing better.

I love the English language. I really do. I think it's incredible that I can so-easily express myself exactly as I want to with just my lips and tongue. It's truly incredible if you think about it. I feel like a lot of people take this for granted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. Maybe that I'm quiet and reserved.
I like to hide out in my rag-tag apartment.

I'm not nearly as shy as I used to be, but big crowds and intense social interaction wear me out pretty damn quick.
A few shots of cheap Vodka will delay this, but it WILL happen eventually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't live without a good sandwich or burger every once in a while. Also anything fried, of course.

I love fresh fruit, many fresh vegetables, goldfish crackers, and mac-n-cheese with thin-sliced hotdogs. Fuck yeah!
Oh and mushrooms. Especially on pizza. Ugh!

I don't like the taste of coffee, and probably never will. (Blasphemy, I know.)

Oh, and I can't fuckin' stand soy sauce or olives. Gross!

Music is a big part of my life. At least personally. I take enjoyment out of all kinds of music, but haters love to fuckin' hate, man. God damn! Whatever. Here's what I like.

Some of my favorites:
Shinedown, Eminem, 50 Cent, The Game, Dr. Dre, T.I., Fort Minor, Ice Cube, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Theory of a Deadman, Everlast, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Infected Mushroom, and some select heavily-snyth-laden Dubstep.

As for the internet, I'm always on Reddit. ALWAYS. I enjoy the webcomics QC, XKCD, and Oglaf. I also used to browse /b/ pretty often. That site can occasionally make me laugh like nothing else on this planet can.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Access to the internet
2.) Peace of mind
3.) A private place I can return to
4.) My comfortable-ass bed
6.) Some FREE TIME
6.) Beautiful girls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Internet memes, and how far they've come. Hell, just internet culture in general.

Gender, sexuality, and the orgasm seriously interest me.

Evolutionary biology, cosmology, existence, and how tiny and insignificant it all is in the grand scheme of things. (Or is it?)

I love learning new words and expanding my vocabulary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching something on Netflix. I'm more than likely listening to some music on Pandora. If I'm feeling particularly ambitious, I could be playing SC2, healing in TF2 or getting headshot in CS:S.

I'm not a big fan of the night-life or whatever. Loud-ass wasted people annoy me. I'd much rather browse the internet, play games on my PC, or take the dog out for a quiet, half-buzzed walk while waiting for takeout than go out to a bar or club or whatever.

That's me. Hopefully it's you too. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't get out much. (And I love it)
I played WoW for a long time. Past tense.
I'm probably addicted to soda.

And I probably just want to kiss you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You think I'm cute.

C'mon. Let's be real now. You and I both know that on this site, that's all that really matters.