I've decided that it's pretty much impossible to stand out in any way by telling you that I'm laid-back, down to earth, honest, blah, blah, blah. How many times have you heard that? I have instead opted to tell you a few very random facts about myself. Hopefully, I can attract your brain before the rest of you knows what's really happening.
-> I was born on Friday the 13th in October... And my name is Jason.
-> Your pet will quickly deem me one of their favorite people. Animals love me, so don't be jealous.
-> I am supremely amused by anything that makes me feel disproportionately big or small. An ultimate example of this would be to carve ten tiny wooden pins from matchsticks and go bowling with rollie-pollies... Or to rip a solo on one of those giant guitars downtown.
-> I am probably the most coordinated clutz you will ever meet.
-> I only have one and one half kindneys and a super sweet scar.
-> If my inner nerd were a crackhead, he would break into your car to get more TEDtalks. Luckily, he has Netflix.
-> I gain a small but definite amount of dexterity and coordination if I hold my tongue juuuuust so.