1. I was born on Friday the 13th in October... And my name is Jason.
2. I am supremely amused by anything that makes me feel disproportionately big or small. An ultimate example of this would be to carve ten tiny wooden pins from matchsticks and go bowling with rollie-pollies.
3. I have an aversion to any business that purposefully misspells its name to seem cooler. My one exception is Pinballz. That place is one of my favorite spots.
4. I am probably the most coordinated clutz you will ever meet.
5. I only have one and one half kindneys.
6. If my inner nerd were a crackhead, he would break into your car to get more TEDtalks. Luckily, he has Netflix.
7. I gain a small but definite amount of dexterity and coordination if I hold my tongue juuuuust so.