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29 M Long Beach, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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The name's Joseph, but feel free to call me Joe. I'm a Socal native who's been fortunate enough to travel outside the bubble on occasion. My last trip took me to the far east where I was introduced to near death tuk-tuk rides, crispy deep fried insects, and awkward requests to have my picture taken. But who doesn't love a good adventure?

My demeanor is generally calm and collected, however I have a slight OCD complex when it comes to the organization of my apartment. I never would have seen that coming considering the pigsty of a room I kept in high school.
What I’m doing with my life
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For the past year and a half I've been living in a beach community learning the real estate bizz. Off the clock I can be found at a martial arts academy or in my recliner reading a book/watching NetFlix.

On the weekends I wander about town in search of yelp-approved restaurants, preferably after doing activities such as hiking about Palace Verdes, snorkeling down in La Jolla, or checking out the Griffith Observatory.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Preparing epic sandwiches, performing the ninja fold, and diligently taking my vitamins. Unsure as to what the ninja fold is? Than I recommend looking it up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ahh... So here are the lists of what I could come up with off the top of my head. Feel free to skim through and if something catches your eye shoot me a message about it.

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Undaunted Courage, The Death and Life of Great American Cities, the Prince, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Picture of Dorian Gray, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the Wheel of Time Series, the Alchemist, LOTR, Dharma Bums.

Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Clockwork Orange, Gladiator, The Royal Tenenbaums, About Schmit, As Good as it Gets, Oceans 11, Joe Black, Star Wars 4-6, Anchorman, Godfather, Rocky, Casino, Almost any James Bond Movie, Forest Gump, Garden State, A Beatiful Mind.

TV Shows: The Daily Show, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, Archer, The League.

Bands: The Doors, Martin Solvieg, Foster the People, The Gorrilaz, Ceasars, The Beach Boys.

Food: Pad Thai, Beef and Broccoli, Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches, French Toast, Tostadas, BBQ Chicken salads, Fettuccini Alfredo, Garlic bread, Hamburgers, lobster, beer battered shrimp, shrimp scampi, pineapple fried rice, eggs benedict, waffles w/ berries.

Liquids: Jameson & Ginger, Coffee, Craft Beers, Whole Milk, Scotch/Whisky, Wine (mostly reds), OJ, Fruit Smoothies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frankly, we could all probably do without a majority of our 'things' save for air, water, food, clothing and shelter (and perhaps sex but I suppose that's not a 'thing')... So instead here are six of my favorite 'experiences' from an SF road trip I took earlier this year.

1. Splurging at a roadside farm stand and the car picnic that followed.
2. Stumbling upon the golden-gate park flower garden during a crisp morning jog.
3. Having a cold one while rooftop bbqing in lower haight.
4. The feeling of childhood accomplishment after finally lobbing an old pair of kicks over a telephone line.
5. Getting mildly besoffen with old chums, and then recanting about it the following morning (included talk of the missing kicks).
6. Savoring a pour over brewed coffee with a freshly baked slice of cinnamon raisin bread.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
....why girls love snapping duckface selfies, and how profoundly intellectual it makes them look.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that when my youngest niece was five I convinced her that a penguin lived in my parent's freezer.
You should message me if
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I'm typically attracted to the type of woman who enjoys spending time outside experiencing nature and who can appreciate the basic mechanisms on which it operates, i.e. you think Dinosaurs are rad. Being enthusiastic to share the occasional bottle of Pinot Nior over dinner never hurts either. If you think we'd have plenty to talk about based on what you've read so far, drop me a line. I'd love to hear from you.