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Jstaats

34 M Newport, RI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In recovery, and grateful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Changing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest

And darts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not drunk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crack, meth, alcohol, cigarettes, Taco Bell, Jesus Christ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inner peace
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably wanting to be doing something other than what I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm lucky to be alive
I farted
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't mind that I'm probably taking a dump right now, and toilet humor