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  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 12:35pm
6′ 2″ (1.87m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish, French, Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I wanted to be a painter but had no technique, so I tried conceptual art instead. Stifled by irony deficiency, I gave that up and went to law school, with plans to prosecute dictators. But the tyrants started toppling under their own weight. I set my sights on a more realistic goal and joined a rock band. When the hypochondriac singer was airlifted to Germany following a fall in Sicily, the dream was in tatters. I sheepishly accepted a law job. Then I read George Orwell's raw early work, which made me think there might be hope for me as a writer. But the lack of progress almost destroyed me. That is until somebody told me that all writers are bloggers now. I set up a page and went to foreign lands, posting pseudo-journalistic stories for a non-existent readership. Along the way I decided I wanted to write books about Eastern Bloc history. With half finished manuscripts scattered around my room, it seemed that discipline was the key. So I enrolled in an esoteric master's program, where I am now. The only thing standing between me and existential oblivion is a part-time job writing contracts. I have been described as "occasionally delusional, but never apathetic".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Etymology. Foreign tongues. Although I would probably remove the word "really" from that statement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Ryszard Kapuscinski, Eric Hobsbawm, Camus, Hemingway, Rebecca West, Orwell, Hitchens, Mark Twain, Karen Armstrong (with reservations), Tolstoy, Anna Funder, Nabokov, Dickens, Simon Schama, James Michener, Jan Morris.

Movies: The Lives of Others, Blue Velvet, Good Night and Good Luck, A Bout de Souffle, anything by Pedro Almodovar (thanks to whom my Spanish is like that of a heroin-addicted gigolo).

Music: Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Tame Impala, The National, Bill Callahan, Kate Bush, Future of the Left, The Smiths, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Satie, Triangle Head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, coffee, wine, laptop, a regular stroll, camera.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Russian noun cases and how they can go fuck themselves.
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