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32 Hackney, UK Man


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  • Ages 21–36
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6′ 2″ (1.87m)
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Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish, French

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My self-summary
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I wanted to be a painter but lacked technique, so thought I'd give conceptual art a try. Irony deficiency stifled me though, so instead I went and studied international law with plans to prosecute dictators. Realising that this was not going to happen, I focused on a more realistic goal and joined a rock band. Years later, with my tail between my legs, I accepted a law job. Then I read George Orwell's raw early work, which made me think there might be hope for me as a writer. But the lack of progress almost destroyed me. That is until somebody told me that all writers are bloggers now. I set up a WordPress page and went to foreign lands, posting pseudo-journalistic stories which very few people read. Along the way I decided I wanted to write books about Eastern Bloc history, which I will shortly be leaving another job to study. In short, I am delusional and have no demonstrable talent, but my enthusiasm can't be faulted.
What I’m doing with my life
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It seems I may have jumped ahead when answering the last question. Re-read that bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Ryszard Kapuscinski, Eric Hobsbawm, Camus, Hemingway, Orwell, Hitchens, Mark Twain, Karen Armstrong (with reservations), Tolstoy, Anna Funder, Nabokov, Dickens, Simon Schama, James Michener, Jan Morris.

Movies: The Lives of Others, Blue Velvet, Good Night and Good Luck, A Bout de Souffle, anything by Pedro Almodovar.

Music: Thom Yorke and Radiohead, The Strokes, You Am I, Beck, Air, Pink Floyd, Deerhunter, Real Estate, Tame Impala, Daft Punk, The National, The Hollies, Augie March, Bill Callahan, Grizzly Bear, Kate Bush, Future of the Left, The Smiths, The Walkmen, Chopin, Gosteleradio, Triangle Head.

Show me a good Mexican restaurant and I'm yours. Or I can show you one and still be yours, if you play your cards right.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yesterday I was at the Museum of London, where they have recreated a little Victorian quarter with ye olden shops and street lamps. There was an area that was roped off, but there was nobody around so I stepped over the rope and walked around a corner, where I came upon a tiny courtyard. In the middle of the courtyard, sitting on a throne and looking vacantly into space, was a man dressed as Father Christmas. I'd obviously caught him unaware, because he turned to me and said abruptly, "Hey, what are you doing here? This is a roped off area - what did you think the rope was there for?" I was flustered, so I involuntarily blurted out, "I'm sorry Santa", then turned on my heels and scurried away. I've been thinking a fair bit about that for the past 36 hours. Wondering if David Lynch might be interested.
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