About me:

I like to take things fast physically and slow emotionally

Was casted for the lead in the movie 300, however Gerard Buttler had slightly toner abs and got the nod...oh well, can't win em all

When I was a small child I use to gather up all the cats up in my neighborhood, put em in a trash bag, then toss it over a bridge...just kidding...but seriously

If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for 15sec I do it

I don't like to call them one night stands. I rather "auditions for love

I'll take an honest whore over a lying prude anyday...but seriously, honesty's good

Certified Pokemon Trainer

I only eat meat

Have great skin

I love attention: When the spotlight is not shown directly on me, I feel small inside

Favorite movies: The Notebook and Terminator

Favorite quote: "A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness"

I live to dance and dance to live. You dance???Sorry, I'm still better than you!

I know you ladies love Twilight...just to let you know, that show is basically a loose interpretation of my life.

I'm not immune to kind words...especially when they're so true

Hobbies/interests include, but are not limited to:

Triceps to failure. My Coloring Books, Restoring old Pianos. T-Pain Radio on Pandora. Deeper V-necks from the Gap (I own every color)

Always considered myself a "whatever makes you happy" kinda guy.

I'm like fly paper for the emotionally distrubed

*psychos need not apply*
That's that shit I don't like...

Sales manager for Fortune 500 Company. Going back to school for MBA this summer

There aren't many things I'm not good at...maybe speling

A beautiful soul filled with eternal love, wisdom, and understanding

It's 2013. Who reads?! Got a few audiobooks hovering around ICloud somewhere.

Movies:
The Notebook and Terminator (I'm a lover and a fighter)

Favorite Food:
Meat

Wow, what a loaded question...

It's like tryin to decide what to eat at Arby's

Why people who are blindly following the rules of life are getting fucked

And

The people who don't can get away with theft and murder
And I mean this literally... Like Ray Lewis and Goldman Sachs

Doing something sweet/letting go of innabitions

Worst question of a long list of worst questions

1.) You're intelligent
2.) You don't look like the monsters that you have to fight in Halo