My favorite exchange from a tv show:
From the The Sarah Silverman Program
Steve: I'm starting to worry that farts might never not be funny.
Brian: Yeah, it's like, I love The Daily Show and 30 Rock, but it feels like I'll never be able to smell those shows.
end scene

communist working at a factory, sometimes I think I should be handing out SPD pamphlets.

reading books, and other stuff...

my exceptional good looks.

Wise Blood, 2666, Infinite Jest, By Night in Chile, Catch-22, Pillowman, Das Kapital, Edward Said, The Day of the Locust.

I like Nicholas Winding Refn and Steve McQueen (the director, the actor too, but mostly the director). His Girl Friday. Spring Breakers is the only movie that matters.

Freaks n Geeks n Twin Peaks. (I rhymed. lol.)

Jesus and Mary Chain, Public Image Ltd., Japanther, Jay Reatard, The Undertones, Mingus, Monk, Roland Kirk, Molly Nilsson, John Maus, Danny Brown, Heems, A$AP Rocky.

Peanut Butter and Banana sandwiches.

Books, Coffee, Whiskey, umm... ?

normal shit: How am I gonna pay the rent.

abnormal shit: My hermeneusis on the late-90s/ early 2000s American family sitcom, especially "Everybody Loves Raymond."

at a show, hopefully...

I write stories. It is embarassing.

I sing "Just Got Paid" by NSync every time I get a paycheck.

u have whiskey.

u wanna exchange mixtapes.

u wanna go to the aquarium. srsly, did u kno that u get two free adult passes w/ur Oakland library card.

if the name Jack Johnson makes you think of the first black heavyweight champion of the world and not that 21st century frat-bro with a guitar.