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JuanitoL

47 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Insouciant half-mexican manchild.
What I’m doing with my life
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A regular knight-errant gallivanting across the countryside, slaying dragons, defeating wicked knights, and providing succor to damsels in distress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ingratiating my way into your pants through generous use of quotations from Goethe's Faust.

Hyperbole.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really love beets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: So many favorites. Here's what I'm reading at the moment: The Grail Myth, Emma Jung.

I really like: Lord Buckley. Laurence Durell's Alexandria Quartet. Stanislaw Lem's Futurological Congress. The Education of Henry Adams. The great expanse of western philosophy. Graham Greene. Don Quixote. Milton Klonsky.

Food: all of it, and thus my frequent gym use. Oh snap, membership ran out. Busy gaining weight.

Music: most recently Party Ben and A + D, generally "western classical music." Most interesting concert attended recently: The New York Theramin Society. Reverend Billy and the Stop Shopping Choir. Robert Wilson operas. John Adams operas. 80's punk rock and synthpop. Johnny Vidakovitch. Brian Eno. Flamenco. Syd Barrett.

Movies: Overly fond of The Forbidden Zone, a zany 80's LA art scene piece featuring Danny Elfman and Herve Villachez. Pedro Almodovar. John Waters. I saw Miller's Crossing recently and thought it was quite good. Repo Man. They Live. Koyaanisquatsi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends. Food. Inspiration. Sex. Losing my head. Finding it again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to Cal Worthington's dog Spot.

Where the heck my package of razor cartridges has gotten to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The crazies are where it's at. Freud guessed at this when he theorized the erotic genesis of neuroses. His mistake, however, was in thinking that what they were after was talk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit to nothing, thank you.
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