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JuanitoL

47 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Insouciant half-mexican manchild.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just a laid-back guy looking for a lady who's full of contradictions and loves to laugh.

Angrily repeating myself to voice recognition customer service systems.

Contented post-professional.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Consider "online dating:" Is it kinder to oneself to embrace the succession of new people coming into your life, or to long for release from this ever-turning wheel?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really love beets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like art. But even more, I like to talk about art. Let's talk about art.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends. Food. Inspiration. Sex. Losing my head. Finding it again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to Cal Worthington's dog Spot.

Where the heck my package of razor cartridges has gotten to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The crazies are where it's at. Freud guessed at this when he theorized the erotic genesis of neuroses. His mistake, however, was in thinking that what they were after was talk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Spanish is really quite terrible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go hear some improvisational jazz. If you don't it's not a deal breaker. I get it, next to no one likes improvisational jazz, but I would still like to find someone to go to Roulette with every once in a while.

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