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JudgeWapner

37 M Wilmington, DE

My Details

Last Online
Feb 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A guy on top of some stuff that's on top of some other stuff.

I find it sort of depressing that when I sort by "enemy %", my okcupid arch-villain turns out to be some chick who hasn't even filled in her profile. I was hoping for like Dubya, or at least Skeletor.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to remember what interested me back when I had time to be interested in things. Which I do, now, again. Recently. Yeah.
I’m really good at
Compartmentalization. It's an underappreciated talent.

My job, if I do say so myself. And I do.

Looking askance.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm behind them. With a knife!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Infinite Jest, Infinite Jest, and Infinite Jest. I am Michael Pemulis, in the flesh.

Eric Bachmann, Magnetic Fields, other things that are totally predictable from those two.
The six things I could never do without
6 web ads for Ron Paul chasing me around, even with cookies turned off. You're preaching to the Creepy Libertarian Choir, Ron!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm thinking about the fact that I'm thinking about the fact that I'm thinking about the fact that I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Poring over okcupid profiles and trying to decide who to stalk next. No, seriously, just kidding. What?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm less afraid of what might happen than what I might actually be like.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you find the notion of human connection A) a fairytale and B) absolutely necessary.