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34 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
Free spirited, physically fit male that isnt taken. What more do you need to know?

I am single simply because I spent some of my life with partners I thought id grow with, but for one reason or another, they never kept up. Simple as that. No weird antics, no serial killing, no crazy mammas coming to find me, and no stds. Just lucky..
What I’m doing with my life
I am an Asset Protection Manager for a few stores in town and 1 out of town. It pays off UF and I am the best at it.

I am also a freelance personal trainer certified thru NASM.
I’m really good at
Acting. I love acting and Ive been good at it my whole life. Ive been in a few productions at UF, Florida Players, and some film pieces. Love the arts and will always be involved.

I had a long elaborate script here about my fitness lifestyle, but it got wordy, so let's just say I like to workout.

I am also good at finding humor in all sorts of things. Life wouldnt be joyful whatsoever if I couldnt laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh, my size, my demeanor...
I like to see people laugh or see if theyre quick on their feet. I genuinely have a unique answer for anyone that asks "How are you doing," and thats where I listen to your response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Where the Red Fern Grows, tuesdays with morrie, 5 people you meet in heaven
Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, TUF, The Biggest Loser, Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, Ghost Adventures, True Detective, Boardwalk Empire
Music: Two Door Cinema, Crystal Castles, Incubus, Miike Snow, Avancii, Staind, Foo Fighters, Deadmou5, Chii Lites, Reo Speedwagon, Sinatra
Food: Italian, Sushi, American, and currently learning Mexican and Kaopectate.
The six things I could never do without
Gym, computer, a fast vehicle/motorcycle, humor, dreams, chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Goals, the future, traveling, making more friends, repeat
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never heard a heterosexual male say capris look good. Neither do crop pants or gouchos. Seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I dont mind bathroom pics cuz if you look good, who gives a shit how the pic is taken. This goes both ways. I honestly dont understand the gripe about this.

Overhead shots are cute, but lets face it. Its hiding something. These are worse than bathroom shots.

People dat talk lik dis. I like a girl with a brain and a lady at that. This doesnt come off good at all.

Oh and if you dont have tattoos. Its RARE to find someone without a tattoo and thus, is a turn on.

I am a bit afraid to place this here, but here goes nothing. I dont want a normal girl. Id like a weird girl, but the 'good' weird. A girl that knows how to work the system, but fools everyone while their back is turned and she gains supremacy. An oddness that gains, not loses. That would make me a lucky man...and shed be a girl worth fighting for, indefinitely.