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I am funny, witty, and happy (usually).
My Self-Summary
I'm a fairly simple person; I go to work everyday, enjoy having fun
on the weekends and hope for a bright, successful future.
I am not politically correct and not socially acceptable much of
the time, but I clean up pretty well and your mom would probably
love me.
I never went to school; I was home schooled my entire life (yes,
even through high school) and graduated successfully at 15. Since
then I've been working and trying to finish this damn college
degree so I can make more money for having a pretty piece of
parchment hanging on my wall.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time as Arbitration Supervisor at a wholesale auto
auction and need to complete six more classes to get my Bachelor's
in Business Management. I'm hoping to stay in the auction business
and eventually become a General Manager. Other than that, I enjoy
partying with my friends on a weekly/daily/hourly basis. Basically
whenever the fuck I can.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh with gross, disgusting stuff. It's always great
when they groan or gag before they start laughing!
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that everyone around me is usually laughing.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't have a lot of time for "fun" books lately with global
operations management, marketing, accounting, etc. to read. Prior
to that though, I'd read anything from The Hot Zone to Harry
Potter.
Not a big movie guy; cannot tell you the last time I saw a movie at
home or at the theaters all the way through.
Love all music, from heavy metal to rap. These days I'm a Top 40
junky, with a special emphasis on mainstream rap. Still love the
classics like Wu-Tang, etc.
The six things I could never do without
1. Work
2. Family.
3. Friends
4. The Cellphone (as much as I hate it)
5. Girls
6. The future
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, both in life and career. I spend a lot of time
daydreaming about both, from a wife to my ultimate goals. There is
so much left to do and live in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at a local bar, although sometimes I will stop by a friends
house.
You should message me if
I don't offend you and perhaps interest you :)