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23 Little Rock, AR Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Roadie, world traveller, and purveyor of hour long orgasms. No free samples, inquire within.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing some cool art related stuff, always looking to do more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moving heavy things, updating this page at 3 AM, making people laugh, putting USB drives in right the first time, wandering around cities, seeing theatre/dance/live music for free, making bad choices, staying till last call
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glorious beard, and my rough hands. And how great I am at playing Knifey-Spoony.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all food. Especially apples and salads. And steak and lobsters. And literally anything else that isn't a banana or a mushroom. Can't live without my Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee.

I really love TV, anything animated like The Simpsons, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, American Dad. I love finding shows on Netflix and watching a bunch of episodes in a row. Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development etc..

Movies are awesome too, I love comedy and action and almost anything except super romantic movies.

And I love love to read. Can't get enough. Vonnegut, Heller, Sedaris, and I always am looking for new authors or books to read. I also love graphic novels, like Watchmen, Black Hole, Sin City, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (cause then I'd be dead)
Food (more cause I love to eat then the whole starving without it thing)
Art (any of the various forms of expression)
Lazy ass days where I can totally veg out and ignore my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get myself into some perfectly beautiful trouble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pinning you against the wall and giving it to you as rough as you can take it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk a lot. And yet, am silent at all the wrong times.

I can't decide if this is a stupid thing or not. Someone should let me know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't like awful worn out clichés, and prepackaged one liners.

I mean, if that's your style, I'm sure most guys on this site have some canned line to send your way.

Also honesty. I'm down with that stuff.