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HoldUp_HoldMy

23 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:48pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things I've been really into recently:
1. Fetty Wap
2. Fancy tea
3. Drawing tiny dots on my nails

Things I'm working on:
1.Loving and accepting myself
2. Whitening my teeth

"Interested in meaningful conversations about Blue Ivy and North West over a j and Kanye beats. Recommends you date her for her magnificent family.
An educated woman who appreciates the finer things in life. A legend in the game.
Philly influence atop a legacy of sophistication. A vision in the street and a visionary in the sheets. Pairs well with Zinfandel."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Cheesemonger! (yes, for real)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at understanding people's feelings, beer pong, making up words and remembering names.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone told me once that I could never be a comedian because people would think I stole all my jokes from Aziz Ansari.
Basically I am Tom Haverford.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to rap, like a lot of rap.
Broad City and Game Of Thrones because I'm not an idiot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chap stick chap stick chap stick
The word 'dope'
My people
Weeeeeeed
Kardashians (they're hot, get over it)
Puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eyebrows, am I right?

Also lots of angry feminist thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The homies+the queso+the bud+the tunes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You didn't think I wrote my own self-summary did you?
You should message me if
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