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29 Chicago, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm an impatient underdog indivisible
And my challengers are talentless imbeciles
When my chalice is full, I am invincible
I don't listen to parents or priests or principals
Inconsiderate of little individuals"

I am a Southern California transplant who moved here for school and stayed because I enjoy the blissful anonymity of being surrounded by people, places, culture and all that wonderful weather.

In my free time I write and partake of popular culture. I live with two human roommates and one canine roommate named Dexter. One of the three is my favorite.

I was saying boourns.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nurturing a career while simultaneously stoking the flame under my dream-kettle just enough to keep it simmering.

Also, trying to recruit for a podcast and not having any luck because people be unreliable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh


Naming that movie
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have nice calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things that have recently given me pause:

Kendrick Lamar, Mad Max, Mad Men, Titus Andronicus (the band not the play), Mystery Show, Wasabi's tonkotsu ramen, Thelonious Monk, The Sun Also Rises
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.



Mom & Dad

Nice shoes

Punk rock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything all at once

The Future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with Netflix or binge watching my friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see a weird movie.

You want to try a new restaurant.

You are punk as fuck.