30 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Real human man seeks real human woman for fun, etc. Preferable traits include a fondness for bands, fiction books, domesticated animals and sustaining one's self through something you humans call "brunch".

Let's be super modern together.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an ops analyst which I wish meant that I oversaw deadly covert missions being carried out in exotic countries, but really it just means that I make a warehouse run smoothly.

In my free time I like to write words about my other hobbies which include the entirety of pop-culture. Except Doctor Who. Doctor Who is stupid.

I'm also learning HTML because you gotta build that personal brand right?
I’m really good at

Avoiding Facebook

Eating a meal strategically so that the last bite is super good

Naming the actor that you're thinking of
The first things people usually notice about me
Beep boop bloop
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last show I went to was Protomartyr. The last movie I saw in theaters and enjoyed was The Big Short.

Does that answer your question?
The six things I could never do without

Friends (yes, coffee does come before friends)



Nice shoes

Punk rock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How life is like a hurricane.
You should message me if
You are punk as fuck.