Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm an impatient underdog indivisible
And my challengers are talentless imbeciles
When my chalice is full, I am invincible
I don't listen to parents or priests or principals
Inconsiderate of little individuals"
I am a Southern California transplant who moved here for school and
stayed because I enjoy the blissful anonymity of being surrounded
by people, places, culture and all that wonderful weather.
In my free time I write and partake of popular culture. I live with
two human roommates and one canine roommate named Dexter. One of
the three is my favorite.
I was saying boourns.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nurturing a career while simultaneously stoking the flame under my
dream-kettle just enough to keep it simmering.
Also, trying to recruit for a podcast and not having any luck
because people be unreliable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh
Naming that movie
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have nice calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things that have recently given me pause:
Kendrick Lamar, Mad Max, Mad Men, Titus Andronicus (the band not
the play), Mystery Show, Wasabi's tonkotsu ramen, Thelonious Monk,
The Sun Also Rises
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mom & Dad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything all at once
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with Netflix or binge watching my friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see a weird movie.
You want to try a new restaurant.
You are punk as fuck.
Who are you looking for?
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