Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Antiscenium

29 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi!

Wow, you're looking great today! Or maybe you're not. We all have our off days. Anyhow, thanks for visiting my page.

Where do I start? I'd say one of the most important things for you to know is that I love making people laugh. Like, if we met I would try really hard to make you laugh. Not like, uncomfortably hard, but I would feel like I did something wrong if by the time we parted ways I had not illicited at least a titter.

Another important thing is that the word 'titter' is funny. Not quite as important as that first thing I mentioned but still important.

I'm a little bit silly, a little bit geeky but I'm dead serious when it comes to the people and things that I love. I try not to be too pretentious about said things even if said things can be a bit pretentious. For example I try not to be one of those people that reels in disgust when you say that you haven't heard that one album or seen that one movie. There are a lot of albums and movies in the world folks.

It dawned on me that this is getting a bit wordy and deep so I'll end it here.

You should totally message me. We can eat tacos together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a media studies major (it's along story) which means that I get to produce and analyse lots of different kinds of entertainment and junk.

I have a job with a company called Trunk Club that I'm actually pretty proud of.

I'm an avid gamer. I try to go to shows and movies as often as possible though it never feels often enough. I should go to more museums, although that's probably true for a lot of people.

I drink a lot of coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inspiring laughter.

Riffing on a joke for much longer than I should.

Expressing my self with mouth words.

Listening.

Naming that movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses and/or shoes. Oh also, I have a prehensile tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5's (in no particular order) because lists are fun and so can you!

Movies:
Blazing Saddles, Chinatown, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Boogie Nights

TV:
Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Batman: The Animated Series, Party Down, Spaced

Music (this was the hardest one to compile):
Fugazi, A Tribe Called Quest, Animal Collective, Sleater-Kinney, Bright Eyes

Books:
Kafka on the Shore, For Whom the Bell Tolls, House of Leaves, Invisible Man, Snowcrash

Podcasts:
The Flop House, This American Life, Savage Love, Comedy Bang Bang, The Bugle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee

Pop culture

Hmmmm

Just those two, three times each.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ludonarrative dissonance.

Why Chicago pizzerias insist on cutting their pies into tiny squares instead of triangular slices like normal people.

My next tattoo. It's not that I'm super obsessed with tattoos or anything. It just takes me a long time to decide.

The future.

What people think they're gaining by saying they don't watch tv as if there's some major distinction between watching broadcast television and Netflix. Get off your high horse folks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings. Sometimes not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate my username.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see a weird movie.

You want to eat at an awesome restaurant.

You want to get sweaty...over a bowl of ramen.

You are Sadie Dupuis or can rock like Sadie Dupuis.