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Antiscenium

29 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi!

Wow, you're looking great today! Or maybe you're not. We all have our off days. Anyhow, thanks for visiting my page.

I love making people laugh. Like, if we met I would try really hard to make you laugh. Not like, uncomfortably hard, but I would feel like I did something wrong if by the time we parted ways I had not illicited at least a titter.

Another important thing is that the word 'titter' is funny. Not quite as important as that first thing I mentioned but still important.

I'm a little bit silly, a little bit geeky but I'm dead serious when it comes to the people and things that I love.

You should totally message me. We can eat tacos together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been a lot of things over the past five years. Student, PA, retail manager and now I'm a student again studying marketing and mass media.

I also host a podcast and do other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inspiring laughter.

Riffing on a joke for much longer than I should.

Expressing my self with mouth words.

Listening.

Naming that movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses and/or shoes. I have great taste in both.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5's (in no particular order) because lists are fun and so can you!

Movies:
Blazing Saddles, Chinatown, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Boogie Nights

TV:
Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Batman: The Animated Series, Party Down, Spaced

Music (this was the hardest one to compile):
Fugazi, A Tribe Called Quest, Animal Collective, Sleater-Kinney, Bright Eyes

Books:
Kafka on the Shore, For Whom the Bell Tolls, House of Leaves, Invisible Man, Snowcrash

Podcasts:
The Flop House, This American Life, Savage Love, Comedy Bang Bang, The Bugle

Ramen & Asian fusion please
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee

Pop culture

Hmmmm

Just those two, three times each.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ludonarrative dissonance.

Why Chicago pizzerias insist on cutting their pies into tiny squares instead of triangular slices like normal people.

My next tattoo.

The future.

People that say they don't watch tv.

The singularity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings. Sometimes not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see a weird movie.

You want to eat at an awesome restaurant.

You want to get sweaty...over a bowl of ramen.

You are punk as fuck.