29 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
Originally from the west coast (San Francisco, Portland Oregon). I enjoy New York but I can already tell I'm a little more of a freak than most of the people out here. Where are all of your crazy people NY?!?!

I'm really surprised that I don't get hit in the face more. It really wouldn't shock me if strangers hit me in the face daily. Also, I'm starting to like cheese. I never really liked cheese before.

I love meeting new people, but it's pretty hard to keep my attention for long.

No one ever gets the joke that I'm agnostic and "very serious about it"
I’m really good at
Being "ridiculous". It's the word most used to describe me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a big smile. I'm a 6'2" black guy that giggles like a school girl when I find something really funny. People usually hear me 2 or 3 blocks before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Sushi, Hip Hop, and Fiona Apple
The six things I could never do without
My mother
The Movie "The Notebook"
Giving flowers to puppies
Holding you when you cry....

I'm just kidding... I'm pretty much dead inside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stand up comedy
My own penis
Hip Hop
The People
On a typical Friday night I am
At a comedy show trying to drink for free. Seeing if I can piss off total strangers. Asking pretty girls personal questions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once looked at my own butt-hole in the mirror when I was 15. Something inside me just HAD to know what it looked like.... I did this more than once... I tell people this often.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously. If you're funny, smart, stimulating, and honest. If you have low morals. If you got some big ol' tiddays. If you don't embarrass easily. If you're a smart alecky ass hole. If you gots a big ol bootay.