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28 Harlem, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:45pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Used up
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Doesn’t want kids
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to New York from San Francisco... So far I haven't seen a strangers penis, so I guess that's a step up from the bay. I enjoy New York but I can already tell I'm a little more of a freak than most of the people out here. Where are all of your crazy people NY?!?!

I'm really surprised that I don't get hit in the face more. It really wouldn't shock me if strangers hit me in the face daily. Also, I'm starting to like cheese. I never really liked cheese before.

I love meeting new people, but it's pretty hard to keep my attention for long.

No one ever gets the joke that I'm agnostic and "very serious about it"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a stand up comedian. One day, I hope to win an impromptu dance battle whilst onlookers chant my name.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being "ridiculous". It's the word most used to describe me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big smile. I'm a 6'2" black guy that giggles like a school girl when I find something really funny. People usually hear me 2 or 3 blocks before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like Sushi, Hip Hop, and Fiona Apple
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mother
The Movie "The Notebook"
Giving flowers to puppies
Holding you when you cry....

I'm just kidding... I'm pretty much dead inside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stand up comedy
My own penis
Hip Hop
The People
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a comedy show trying to drink for free. Seeing if I can piss off total strangers. Asking pretty girls personal questions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once looked at my own butt-hole in the mirror when I was 15. Something inside me just HAD to know what it looked like.... I did this more than once... I tell people this often.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously. If you're funny, smart, stimulating and honest. If you got some big ol' tiddays. If you don't embarrass easily. If you're a smart alecky ass hole. If you gots a big ol bootay.