Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to Seattle a year ago. This state is unreal and am extremely
pleased with my cross country move.
I like to drink red wine on my couch. I like to drink bourbon at
the bar. I like to drink coffee anywhere. I don't drink enough
I like to people watch and make up fake lives for people based on
their looks and actions from afar. I like to go camping. I like to
go to shows. I specifically didn't say concerts. They're not the
same. I like really cheesy jokes. Cheesier the better. If we hang
out I'll probably tell you some. Oh and cheesy pick up lines.
Really fond of those too.
I had a conversation recently about knock off Viagras that led into
Chinese trading laws and ethics then into women's rights. It was
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished a year serving for AmeriCorps. Now I'm bartending and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recycling, being late, losing my keys, tie dying, letting my emails
get up to the thousands before cleaning out junk mail, board games,
not letting you pick the music in the car, laughing, practicing
proactive gratitude, shuffle board. That's all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The electric kool-aid acid test
Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs
A Love letter to the Earth
Anything by Edward Gorey
1984, of course.
Dinner for schmucks
(Basically anything with Steve Carrell)
Law abiding citizen
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Lamb of God
Bob and Ziggy Marley
Godsmack (and Sully Erna solo, for sure)
Celery and peanut butter combo
Sweet potato fries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my profile says about my likeliness to respond to messages...
"Replies frequently"? "Replies selectively"? "Replies VERY
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think you're the ideal amount of red phosphorous and I am
the proportioned wooden stick.
You do not have shirtless selfies in your profile or own an
affliction t shirt.
Oh...Got a big old gnarly beard? We'll get along.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.