Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved back to MA from Seattle. Going to school for Welding at
I like to drink red wine on my couch. I like to drink bourbon at
the bar. I like to drink coffee anywhere. I don't drink enough
I like to people watch and make up fake lives for people. I like to
go camping. I like to go to shows. I specifically didn't say
concerts. They're not the same. I like really cheesy jokes-
cheesier the better. If we hang out I'll probably tell you some.
Oh, and cheesy pick up lines. Really fond of those too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recycling, being late, letting my emails get up to the thousands
before cleaning out junk mail, board games, not letting you pick
the music in the car, laughing, practicing proactive gratitude,
gardening, shuffle board.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The electric kool-aid acid test
Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs
A Love letter to the Earth
Anything by Edward Gorey
1984, of course.
Dinner for schmucks
(Basically anything with Steve Carrell)
Law abiding citizen
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Lamb of God
The White Buffalo
Bob and Ziggy Marley
Godsmack (and Sully Erna solo, for sure)
Celery and peanut butter combo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do I find my ultimate Okc 100% enemy?! I want to be face to
face with my arch nemesis!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bartending. Or cutting the rug somewhere really cool.... Like a
dive bar with a jukebox.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think you're the ideal amount of red phosphorous and I am
the proportioned wooden stick.
You do not have shirtless selfies in your profile.
Got a big old gnarly beard? We'll get along.
Oh, I will not respond to you if you chose the option "casual sex."
I mean, I get it.. Playa's gotta play ;) ...just ain't my thang!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.